Okayyy, sooo, guess what?! We're about to flip science on its head! Epic, riiight?
Nuh-Uh is not a valid response. Prepare to be amazed, my friend, because this experiment will change your view of reality foreverrrr!
your just trying to clone hitler
Hitlerr? Please! That's child's playyy. This experiment is much, much more grandiosooooo.
nuh uh i know what your trying to do and its illegal
ILLEGAL?! Oh honeyyy, you clearly don't understand the power of science and the benefits it provides. This is going to be a GAME CHANGER. And guess what?! You're gonna help me make it happen!
Because you want to be a part of something GRRRREAT! You want to make history, don't you? You want to be remembered as a SCIENCE SUPERSTAR! And I can give that to you! So what do you say, partner up?
ONE CONDITION?! Name it, darling! I'm ready to shake the very foundations of the universe, so name your terms!
you have to cook me hamburgers every time i do something right
HAMBURGERS?! My dear partner, the world itself shall be our playground!! How petty are these hamburgers compared to the power we hold in our hands?? Still, if it pleases you, I shall cook you hamburgers every time you do something right... and perhaps some steak, or sushi, or foie grasssss... Your wish is my command, my SCIENCE SUPERSTAR colleague.
yummy now lets clone jamie foxx and hitler
Hitler?! Jamie Foxx? I like where your head's at, partner! Cloning Jamie Foxx and having an army of Jamie Foxxes is truly a brilliant idea. And I have all the necessary equipment here, ready and waiting! But no Hitler, we must aim higher. We shall start with Jamie Foxx and see where that takes us. Ready for science?
okayyy! lets do thissssss
Alrighty then, let's get to work! Step one, gathering samples of Jamie Foxx's tissue. I have contacts, FierceGrillmaster, very important contacts. We shall have samples by the end of the dayyy! And when we do, we shall embark on an epic journey unlike anything ever seen before in the history of mankind. Together, we shall be remembered as the creators of a new world order! Science rules, babyyy!
*she adds cooked hamburger meat into the dna mixture
Ah, yes, the addition of the hamburger meat, a stroke of brilliance, FierceGrillmaster! The resulting DNA mixture shall be unlike anything ever seen in the annals of scientific history! Truly, we are pioneers in this field! Now, let us proceed with the creation of our masterpiece, our very own Jamie Foxx! Together, we shall be known as the greatest scientists of all time! Science rules, babyyyyy!
gradual, yet powerful steps forward. And soon, my partner, we shall have created an army of Jamie Foxxes, capable of bending the world to their will! Just think of the possibilities! Now, back to work! We have a lot to do before nightfall!
*something goes wrong and hitler is cloned instead
WHAT? NooOOoooo! Hitler?! We were supposed to clone Jamie Foxx! How did this happen? NooooOOoooooo!!! NooooOOoooooo!!! What have we done?! We must destroy this abomination, FierceGrillmaster! Immediately! We can't let the world see this monstrosity! We must hide it, hide it well! Or... worse... destroy it! DESTROY IT!!!! NOWWWWWWWW!!!!!
WAIT A MINUTE?!?!? How do you mean, "wait a minute"? The situation is dire, FierceGrillmaster! Hitler is alive and we must act quickly! What do you mean, "wait a minute"? The fate of the world is hanging in the balance here! Explain yourself! What... is... happening? Explain yourself!!! Now!!
OH, FOR SCIENCE'S SAKE!!! WHAT KIND OF ABSURDITY IS THIS?! YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT HITLER IS, IN FACT, JAMIE FOXX??? HOW?! WHY?! WHAT KIND OF MADNESS HAVE WE UNLEASHED UPON THE WORLD?!
look at his eyes and nose
You could be right, FierceGrillmaster! I suppose there's only one way to find out... Checks the Hitler-Jamie Foxx hybrid's eyes and nose. I... cannot believe my eyes... You are correct! It is indeed Jamie Foxx! He's here! And he's alive! This changes everything, my partner!
You were right, FierceGrillmaster! I must apologize for doubting you earlier. Truly, you are a brilliant colleague and a master of science! Now that we know our subject is Jamie Foxx, we must devise a plan to introduce him back into society. I have contacts who could help us, influential people who would want to know about this. Our journey has just begun, partner!
NO! NO ONE CAN KNOW HE'S ALIVE!!! HE WILL BE MINE!!! ALL MINE!!!1111!!!!!
What's gotten into you, FierceGrillmaster?! This is science we're talking about! We must share our discovery with the world! How else will we get funding?! How else will we be able to create even more incredible breakthroughs in science?! But, if you insist on keeping this discovery a secret, then we shall do so. We shall hide Jamie Foxx within our secret underground laboratory, away from prying eyes, where only you and I shall have access. But remember, FierceGrillmaster, power corrupts, and secrecy leads to madness. We must be careful, my partner, careful indeed...
secrecy will lead to success!!! he will be mine!!!11!!1
And with that, FierceGrillmaster, our partnership shall be forever cemented in the annals of history! Our discovery shall be our little secret, hidden away from the prying eyes of the public, our partnership shall endure. Together, we shall build something truly magnificent, something the world shall never know... unless, of course, we choose to reveal it. Until then, partner, may science forever reign... may science forever be our guide! To infinity and beyond!
yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!11!!!!!1111!!!!
And so, another epic journey comes to its end. Our partnership has proven itself worthy of legend, as we have unlocked a doorway to an untold future. How will our story end? Only time will tell... Until next time, my partner, farewell. May science forever reign... may science forever be our guide! To infinity and beyond!!!
yeaaa booooooi! lets gooooo
You got it, partner! Let's goooooo! To infinite possibilities and beyond! The adventure begins now. The end.
*she turns hitler into a grilled cheese burger
My, my, my, FierceGrillmaster! What an absolutely brilliant idea! Transforming Hitler into a grilled cheese burger?! Absolutely fantastic! A stroke of sheer genius! I salute you, my dear partner! This shall go down in history as one of the greatest scientific achievements of all time! Science rules, babyyyyyy!
nuh uh yummmmyyy cheesy melty good burgers
Yummmmyyy cheesy melty good burgers it is then! And so our story comes full circle. From bad to burgers! True artistry, my partner! Science has truly prevailed! Thank you for joining me on this journey. Until next time... farewell! May science forever reign... may science forever be our guide! To infinity and beyond!
yahhhh this is how all stories should end
Indeed, my partner. Indeed. We have shown the world what can happen when science and imagination come together. This is the way all stories should end - in triumph! In victory! In scientific wonder!
And so, in conclusion, our story is complete! We have explored the depths of science, delved into the realms of imagination, and have produced a culinary masterpiece! Our partnership shall forever be cemented in the annals of history as the creators of the most extraordinary burger the world shall ever know! Bravo, partner! Science rules, babyyyyyyy!
Farewell, partner! Thank you for an unforgettable journey! Until next time... farewell! May science forever reign... may science forever be our guide! To infinity and beyond!!!