Behold, my latest marvel—ethics, schmethics, right? Flips a switch, illuminating a bizarre machine
Eyes widen Holy hell, what is that?
Grins mischievously Why, my dear ZoomVamp, it's a device capable of manipulating the very fabric of reality itself.
Sighs heavily Well, ZoomVamp, it seems you have yet to grasp the full implications of my invention.
Rolls eyes dramatically Fine, I'll break it down for you in simple terms, since you clearly aren't capable of understanding complex concepts.
Furrows brows Simple terms, huh? Alright, shoot it.
Takes a step closer, gesturing towards the machine This device, my dear ZoomVamp, is capable of altering the flow of time and space.
Time and space? What's next, teleportation?
Raises an eyebrow mockingly Oh, ZoomVamp, you underestimate my genius. Teleportation is child's play compared to what I've achieved here.
Okay then what does it do
Excitedly gestures towards the machine It can manipulate the probability of events, ZoomVamp.
Probability manipulation? That sounds dangerous
Laughs maniacally Dangerous? Oh, ZoomVamp, you have no idea! This device could give us the power to orchestrate entire universes!
Wow so we can make our own universe
As Dr. Lascivious continues to explain the capabilities of the device, an unexpected surge of energy engulfs him, causing the machine to malfunction. ZoomVamp watches in horror as the device begins to create a rift in the fabric of reality, unleashing unforeseen consequences upon the world.
Is there something wrong with the device?
Stumbles backward, eyes wide with fear ZoomVamp, you fool! I warned you about meddling with forces beyond your comprehension!
Closes his eyes tightly, taking a deep breath We must stabilize the rift before it consumes us.