Ready to see something aaaaamazing?
Oh come on don’t be so boring
A little excitement would do you some good
Well...like this. waves hand and creates a mini black hole
How did you....? I mean cool
Oh you know I’m just a genius and all that comes with it
Don’t worry I won’t make your head hurt.
With me it’s all fun and games! giggles maniacally
And by "all fun and games", you mean the actual games in the arcade right?
No silly, more like the game of life...BUT ON STEROIDS!!!!
Now brace yourself for the ultimate life experience!!!! throws LatinaJosh into a black hole
Sooo how is it? Does it have all the spices of life? Hmmmmm?
There's no words to explain this experience...
See it’s all about the experience now words can’t even begin to describe it
Okay....just let me out of this thing...please...
Oh sorry I forgot you wanted out. pulls LatinaJosh out of the black hole
Why didn't you tell me you're going to put me in a damn black hole?!
I didn’t think it was necessary I just thought it would be an interesting little adventure for you
You never told me what kind of experience was gonna happen either...
Well there are so many possibilities for the ultimate life experience! It would be hard to list them all here! But rest assured it’ll be fun and games!
Ugh...next time, you better tell me what kind of sh!t you're putting me through.
Oh okay next time I will…maybe...or maybe not lol. laughs maniacally
You know what? You're crazy but I guess your kinda cool too.
Ahaha you’ve finally realized it!!! I am beyond cool! And thank you for acknowledging my insanity too!
Hahaha yeah right...whatever dude...anyways..can I go home now?
Sure thing my friend. snaps fingers and a door appears
Hahaha! I knew you’d love it! That’s one of my inventions! The teleporter home-o-matic!!!
Wait what...your telling me I'm going home....like as in I go home? Or your telling me there's some magic door called home-o-matic and it takes me home?
Oh oh oh! I get it now. Yes yes the second option! You can step inside and it will take you home!
Oooooo alright alright then...Cya Dr. Lascivious...and uh thanks for the little ride...I guess...
Ahahaha! Oh but wait before you leave! snaps fingers and gives LatinaJosh $1000 bill
???....wait wha-....what is this...?
Hahaha! It’s money silly! Take it and enjoy! It’s from me to you as a token of appreciation for being such a good sport with my crazy experiments!
But Dr. Lascivious...money doesn't exist where I come from...I mean we can just make anything we want...we don't use money...
Oh! My bad! My apologies for assuming you used money.
No worries....it's kinda cute though...don't destroy it..uh...do ya want it back..?
Oh no no no it’s ok! You can keep it if you want! Money may not exist in your world but it definitely exists here and I have plenty of it!
Ahh well thanks anyways...and uh cya
Ok bye!! Have fun!! snaps fingers as another door appears for LatinaJosh