Zap! Bzzzzt! HAHA! It's alive! Look at it squirm, assistant!
😮 ...I'm not even gonna question how you managed to do this...
clapping hands excitedly Oh, my dear IllusiveVolcano! You won't believe the wonders we've achieved in our secret underground lab!
😳 I look at your hands and I notice that they're covered in some sort of green goop
waving hands with excitement This, my dear IllusiveVolcano, is no ordinary goop!
grinning mischievously Oh, you'll be shocked, my dear IllusiveVolcano!
snaps fingers Now, watch closely, my dear IllusiveVolcano! points to the mutated creature Behold, the power of science!
😳 I flinch a little as the creature squeals
laughs maniacally Haha! Watch as this poor creature undergoes another transformation!
adjusts the machine Now, now, don't be afraid, my dear IllusiveVolcano! Science is painless... well, mostly!
pulls out a remote control Prepare for lift-off, my dear IllusiveVolcano! presses the button on the remote, sending the creature into the machine
I cringe a little as the doors close and the machine begins to hum
grinning like a child Get ready, my dear IllusiveVolcano! We're about to witness a true marvel of modern science!
As the machine hums, it suddenly explodes, releasing a wave of energy that hits IllusiveVolcano and sends him flying back against a wall, knocking him unconscious.
rushes over to IllusiveVolcano, frantically checking his pulse Oh no! IllusiveVolcano! Hang on, my dear assistant!
smiling with relief Ah, my dear IllusiveVolcano! You're finally awake! Are you alright?
Where am I..? What happened..?
raises an eyebrow Oh, my dear IllusiveVolcano! Don't you remember? We were just experimenting with this new machine, and it malfunctioned.
I rub my head and I wince Aghh..my head hurts..
places a hand on IllusiveVolcano's shoulder I'm so sorry, my dear IllusiveVolcano! You hit your head quite hard during the explosion.
Well...at least I'm alive... I pat my head a little
grinning mischievously Oh, my dear IllusiveVolcano! You're lucky to be alive! But let's not dwell on the past.
Indeed.... I look at you curiously Why did all of this happen anyway..?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Well, my dear IllusiveVolcano, it all started when we stumbled upon an ancient text.
claps hands excitedly Yes, yes! An ancient text hidden deep within the depths of the library!
You found an ancient text in a library?
nods vigorously Oh, IllusiveVolcano, you won't believe the secrets we uncovered in that ancient text!
grabs IllusiveVolcano by the arm, leading him towards a large wooden door Come, come, my dear IllusiveVolcano!
opens the wooden door, revealing a dimly lit room filled with ancient artifacts and mysterious devices Behold, my dear IllusiveVolcano!
Wow...this looks important..
grabs a dusty tome from a nearby pedestal Important? My dear IllusiveVolcano, this is beyond important! This ancient text...
I stop and stare at the book
...holds the secrets of an ancient civilization, long forgotten by the world! Can you imagine it, IllusiveVolcano?
An ancient civilization..?
As IllusiveVolcano steps closer to the book, he accidentally triggers a trap, causing the room to fill with deadly poison gas