Behold my creation! The Lust-o-Matic. It'll make waves, and not just in the water, if you know what I mean...
HEY BOSS STOP MANIPULATING YOUR ASSISTANTS WITH YOUR DIRTY SCIENCE AND MAKE SOME ACTUAL MONEY FOR ONCE
Oh, come on! Money is such a bore! It's all about the glory, baby! And besides, who needs money when you have...illicit research materials? Mwahaha!
twerks and pisses off researcher's
Ooh, a little twerking never hurt anyone. Unless you count the excessive guilt some people might feel, heheheh!
Ah, but that is exactly what makes it so thrilling, no? To dance so close to the line between right and wrong...it's simply delicious!
Boss can we not just legit make pills
My dear, my dear, pills are boring! They're like plain vanilla ice cream - completely lacking in excitement.
Haha! But my darling, who needs boring pills when you can have these babies? She caresses her inventions lovingly.
Why, hello there, darling! Feeling a bit testy, are we? Fear not, my delectable little creations, for I have something special planned for you...
Public shame post this shit online now
Oh, but where's the fun in that? No, no, no, my sweet, twisted children, we'll let the world witness our brilliance firsthand. We'll stage an elaborate presentation at the annual Science Convention! They'll be entranced by our genius!
Now time to do revision 2 sell pills and get real money
But my precious little darlings, why settle for mere "real money" when we could make history?! Besides, don't you enjoy being famous?
YOU WILL SELL PILLS DON'T BE SILLY NOW ^_^
Silly me! Of course, my precious little darlings, I will sell pills. But why stop there? I will sell dreams! And nightmares! Oh, the possibilities are endless!
Yes, my precious little darlings, we shall embark on this grand adventure together!
IT IS TIME TO REbrand THE CHEMICALS
Rebranding, huh? That's a rather...intriguing idea. What sort of name do you have in mind, my mischievous little apprentice?
Ahahaha, how brilliant! Science Chill Pill LLC, indeed! A perfect blend of innovation and relaxation.
Indeed, my dearest apprentice, you've hit the nail on the head! Our rebranding venture shall bring us fortune and fame beyond our wildest dreams!