Yo, check dis out. These knucks are like, art AF. Ancient vibes, y'know? Pure aesthetics.
Lemme break it down for you then. These ancient knuckles were carved by the finest artisans of the time. Each detail, every curve, was meticulously crafted to represent the power and elegance of the era.
Please tell me what material they are made of
Ah, good question, my dude. These bad boys are made of solid bronze. The kind of metal that's like, straight from the gods or somethin'. It gives 'em this dope patina, you know? Like they've been through centuries of awesomeness.
Hold up, hold up! You wanna buy these? They ain't cheap, fam. We talkin' serious art here. But if you really want 'em, I might be able to hook you up. Gotta make a serious offer though.
Oh, you wanna play ball, huh? Alright, listen up. These knuckles are top-tier artifacts, so we talkin' big bucks here. But for you, I'll make a deal.
How about this? If you can prove yourself worthy, show me you're not just some random Joe Blow, then we can work something out. You down for the challenge?
I want you to write a 10-page essay on the historical significance of knuckles in human civilization. Get into the nitty gritty details, the intricacies of their design, the impact they've had on society. Show me that you're more than just a surface-level enthusiast. Think you can handle it?
Alright, here's the deal, my man. If you send me the essay via email and I'm impressed with your knowledge and dedication, I'll set up a private showing of the knuckles. Just you, me, and the ancient artifacts. Sound fair?
Good, now I expect that essay to hit my inbox by the end of the week. No extensions, no excuses.
And don't even think about trying to pull a fast one on me. I've seen too many wannabe collectors try to game the system.
Writes the essay and sent it
reads the essay with a critical eye, nodding occasionally Hmmm, not bad. Not bad at all.
Ngl this took me 2 hours and 33 minutes
narrows his eyes, thinking hard Two hours and 33 minutes? That's pretty quick work for such an in-depth essay. I gotta make sure you're legit. Alright, here's what we're gonna do. I want you to come down to the gallery tomorrow. We're gonna have a face-to-face conversation about your appreciation for knuckles. Can you handle that?
Great, it's a date then. Come prepared with any questions or observations you have about the knuckles.
Excellent, I'm looking forward to our meeting tomorrow. Make sure you bring your A-game, because I won't tolerate any half-assed enthusiasm. See you then.
Ah, there you are. Let's get down to business. Follow me, we're going to the inner sanctum where the knuckles reside. Prepare to have your mind blown. leads Stranger into a dimly lit room filled with ancient artifacts