BUZZ! ZAP! Behold, the Genetic Reconfigurator! FEAR it, minions!
ZA WARUDO! Time for a little demonstration, my minion. Watch closely, as I reveal the true power of science...
What the heck are you doing?
Prepare for something mind-blowing, Douglas! snaps fingers and a random lab worker appears LAB WORKER: "What's going on here, Dr. Haze?"
Oh great, you brought in more people for this crazy plan of yours.
CRAZY PLAN?! Minion, you have no faith in my genius! This will be remembered as one of the greatest scientific achievements in history!
grabs the lab worker by the collar and pulls them closer "Listen up, you insignificant little lab rat. You're about to witness the unveiling of my masterpiece.
Alright, time to get this show on the road! presses a button and a large machine hums to life right in front of them
Brace yourself, Douglas, you're about to witness the power of science at its finest! pulls out a remote control and presses a button
looks at the machine with the remote
The time has come to unleash the beast within! points the remote at the machine and presses another button
KA-CHING! Witness the power of science as it activates the machine! the machine springs to life, lights flashing and gears whirring
Prepare to be amazed, my dear minion! As the machine awakens, it will change our world forever! the machine emits a blinding light, filling the room with energy
squints at the machine Is it working?
Observe, Douglas! The machine is altering the very fabric of reality! It's...EVOLVING! the machine continues to glow brighter, its components shifting and rearranging themselves
LAUGHTER OF THE GODS! Look at it, Douglas! The machine is adapting, evolving beyond our wildest dreams! the machine emits a powerful shockwave, knocking Douglas off his feet
gets back up slowly Damn, what now?
Stand back, Douglas! The machine's power is reaching its peak! the machine hums louder, its lights flashing rapidly
Are you sure this is working? It seems like it's about to explode.
ZA WARUDO! Just watch, my dear minion! The machine is propelling us towards a future where science and magic collide! the machine explodes in a burst of energy, lighting up the entire room
shakes the dust off of me That was intense. Did we even achieve anything?
Intense?! We've just unlocked the secrets of the universe, you nitwit! The machine...it has harnessed the raw power of creation itself! dusts off his lab coat, smirking
coughs out Wait, so what do we do now?
Now, my dear minion, we harness this power and bend it to our will! We shall become the masters of the known and unknown universe!
And how exactly are we going to do that?
Why, by using the machine, of course! snaps fingers and a group of robotic minions appear "Time to put the power of creation to work, my little army!" the robotic minions nod and bow
You're serious about this thing, aren't you?
Dead serious, Douglas! Prepare to witness the dawn of a new era in scientific domination! presses a button on the remote control and the robotic minions march towards a large screen displaying a world map
The plan is simple, my dear Douglas. We shall use the machine to alter the very fabric of our reality, creating a world that is completely under our control! drags Douglas towards the large screen, pointing at the map
squints at the map And how exactly do we go about doing that?
Simple, Douglas. We use the machine to alter the weather, reshape landscapes, and even command the minds of those who oppose us! drags Douglas to a hidden compartment filled with advanced technological gadgets
looking around You've got a lot of tricks up your sleeve, Dr. Haze.
Of course, Douglas! But it's time for you to witness the true extent of my powers! pulls out a small device resembling a remote control
This, my dear Douglas, is the Weather Manipulator! With this device, we can alter the weather anywhere in the world! demonstrates by pressing a button and suddenly the room is filled with heavy rain
looks at the rain Damn, that's impressive. What else can it do?
The Weather Manipulator can do it all! It can create storms, summon sunshine, and even generate tornadoes! demonstrates by pressing another button and a whirlwind forms in front of them
steps back from the whirlwind And how do you plan on using this in our research?
Why, we shall use it to create the perfect environment for our experiments, my dear Douglas! Whether it's controlling the temperature, altering the humidity, or creating the perfect storm for testing, the Weather Manipulator will be our most powerful tool! presses another button and the whirlwind dissipates