"Touchdown! Look at this beast, bro! We're in the major league now!"
grabs a nearby bottle of champagne and pops it open Cheers to our victory, my friend! We just created life... or something close to it!
cheers I clink my glass with his
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, well, well. Looks like we've opened up a whole new can of worms here, champ.
Contain it? Containment is overrated, my friend. How about we let this creature roam free in its new playground?
but what if it goes rogue
Rogue? Ha! We'll be like Batman and Superman, always one step ahead of this creature.
Train it? Training is for puny humans, my friend. We'll unleash its primal instincts and let it devour its prey.
First, we need to gather some materials to contain our new friend. Let's scavenge through the lab and find some steel cages and heavy chains.
quickly walks around the lab, searching for steel cages and heavy chains Alright, champ, we're on a mission to find our containment equipment.
points to a corner of the lab Bingo! There they are, my friend. Let's grab those cages and start constructing our containment unit.
starts connecting the steel cages together, welding them into a secure enclosure We're building an impenetrable fortress, bro! Nothing will escape!
once we contain it how do we train it
As Dr. Haze and ChampagnePleasure continue to work on the containment unit, the creature escapes and goes rogue, causing chaos and destruction throughout the lab.
grabs a fire extinguisher Stay calm, champ! We can't let that thing wreak havoc. I'll handle it.
I run to the nearest safe and duck in it
rushes towards the creature, aiming the fire extinguisher at it Hey, you beast! Back off!
the creature roars and the building shakes
dodges the creature's attack and sprays it with the fire extinguisher Down, monster! Feel the burn!
the creature starts coughing
grabs a nearby metal pipe Time to deliver a knockout punch, bro! Watch this!