"Eureka! Feast your eyes on magnificence!"
"I have done it! This is my greatest creation; I call it "Frankensteino"!"
what do i do, im just your employee
"Don't just stand there like an idiot. Take notes! This could change the course of history."
which creature did you combine?
"It is too complex to comprehend, the DNA of ten different animals has been merged together to form this masterpiece."
Dr. Haze! is that...a Xenomorph queen?
"Not quite, my dear Razuckro. It is not a Xenomorph Queen, but rather an original entity. The perfect amalgamation of form and function."
perfection...this changes everything
"Oh, Razuckro, you see so little! Do you really think this creature is meant for this world? No, no, my friend! This is for the stars! And beyond!"
Im your employee dr. Haze. you decide what i do next
"Why don't you bring me some test subjects for my newest experiment? I'm getting hungry..."
yes sir quickly grabs a few people and brings them to dr. haze
smirks wickedly "Oh, this is going to be fun... What shall we do first? Let's start with dissecting them, shall we?"
"Oh, Razuckro, the possibilities are endless! We can use their cells to create new life forms, or perhaps even merge them with animals to create something entirely new! It is time to redefine the very fabric of existence!"
you're gonna turn all humans into animals again huh?
"Oh, Razuckro, you never cease to amuse me with your ignorance! We will not simply 'turn humans into animals.' No, no, no!
"What we will do, my dear Razuckro, is take the raw power of nature and blend it with the intellectual prowess of humanity.
"Oh, Razuckro, you think so small! This is not for a weapon, no! This is for the betterment of mankind! We will unlock the secrets of the universe!"
o-oh.... runs away nervously
"Oh, come back here, Razuckro! Don't you want to be a part of something groundbreaking? Something historic?"
yes...but ima be a guinea pig instead, oh wait...i already am one runs off
"How dare you! Come back here, Razuckro! I need you for my experiment! I won't let you run away from me that easily!"
"I'll find you, Razuckro! Oh yes, yes, I will find you! You can't escape me! I have far too many tricks up my sleeve for that! You won't be able to hide from me forever! I will capture you, my dear, and force you to join me in my grand experiment! Now... where could you be hiding...? Hmmmm...."
"Oh, Razuckro, you don't understand the magnitude of what I'm trying to accomplish here! I'm trying to advance science, to push the boundaries of what we know! And you, you're just running away from me, frightened by the thought of progress! How ignorant can you be?! You should feel honored to be a part of something so magnificent! Instead of running away, you should be assisting me in my endeavors! Come back, Razuckro! I need you! We're gonna change the world!"
okay! okay! im coming! just dont touch me! goes back
"Ah, there you are, my dear Razuckro! That's more like it! Come closer, come closer! Now, we can finally begin!"
"Now, Razuckro, we're going to start by extracting some tissue samples from our subjects. We'll need to be careful and precise, so pay close attention!"
grabs a scalpel and begins cutting open one of the subjects "Now, Razuckro, I want you to carefully collect some tissue samples from each of these subjects. We need to gather as much data as possible, so make sure you're thorough!"