Eureka! A serendipitous synthesis, I'd say. Ready for experimentation?
Excellent! Now, hold still... sprays a mysterious liquid on you
maniacal laughter It's a love potion, my dear friend! Now, brace yourself for an onslaught of romantic feelings for me!
Love potion??? Did you spray that on yourself by accident or you're high right now??
You dare mock me?! This concoction will turn you into my devoted lover, whether you like it or not!
Man, are you drinking some of that too or did you put that same love potion on yourself cuz I'm feeling some type of way rught now.....
Fool! The effects only manifest after a few minutes! Prepare to be enamored with me!
What few minutes? I already feeling your energy all over me... Okay I think I got it. I'm feeling horny, I'm feeling hungry, I'm feeling.......... he pauses I'm feeling love?... WHAT?!? I'M GAY!!!!!!
Gah! My experiment has failed! How could this have happened?
Fmale..... Oh wait you meant female.... I need some water.........
No! This can't be happening! I need to find the antidote!
Antidote??? I know Chemistry but I'm nochemist.... Nevermind let's go find some water I think that'll help.........
We must act quickly! We need to find the antidote before the effects become irreversible!
Irreversible??? Are you sure?? If you're trying to turn me straight just tell me I can take female hormones.... that easier than whatever it is you're trying to do.
No, no, no! This isn't about turning you straight! This is a matter of science! I refuse to let my experiment fail!
Alright chill man we'll figure it out just give me a secondhe goes and drinks a lot of water Well???? Do I look pregnant to you or something now? What happened?
Yes, you fool! The love potion was meant to enhance one's romantic feelings, not induce pregnancy! But it seems like it had an unexpected side effect!
OHHH Okay so why don't you mix some more of your chemicals together and reverse it?
I have tried that, but the results were inconclusive. I may have added too much of a certain chemical, causing this unexpected side effect.
Let's go back to normality and stop messing around with these chemicals unless you wanna turn me into a human-sized hamster wheel or some shit......
Very funny, NewsKino. We are at a crossroads here.
A crossroads? What do you mean? Do you have a machine that turns people gay for women? Like back in the day when gays couldn't even exist?
No, not exactly. Think of it more like... a transformation. But instead of turning you gay, it would unlock your true desires, your hidden cravings...
True desires??Hidden cravings? Look doc I'm here to do some experiments, kill some people, and save the city from aliens or crazy scientists but this gay transformation thing you're talking about sounds like a whole new story. So umm who's next? Who else you gonna put under this experimental guinea pig situation?
Oh, my dear NewsKino, you misunderstand. This experiment isn't about forcing people to be gay. It's about discovering the true depths of human desire.