Ready for the show of a lifetime! Your body, the canvas! We'll make art! Art, I say!
Will do this after you do this first
Oh, first? First!? There I go, putting myself down. Art demands center stage! Center stage, I say!
Augmentations, indeed. We'll have to get to work then, won't we? Glares at the list of augmentations Don't expect me to hold your hand, darling.
Hold my- oh dear god is this going to hurt 😨
Darling, if you were promised pain-free surgery, then we'd be lying. Takes out surgical tools
But is this going to be really bad? Is this- will this leave scars?
Scars, eh? Ahaha. The only scar you'll be leaving is the one on your reputation once the world sees what we're doing here! Picks up drill
Please keep it steady Dr. Haze 😱
Steady, steady, steady, as she goes. If you don't want shaky hands, then keep your mouth shut! Drills into bone
takes a deep breath and grips the table as you begin
That's the spirit! I'll take that as a yes! Continues drilling
You wanted a thrill, didn't you?! Well, buckle up, darling! We're just getting started! Inserts first augmentation
You know that I’m not able to walk right now, so don’t do any thing to my legs 😩
Legs, eh? You're lucky that's what everyone wants these days! We'll make sure they stay intact while I put the rest of your body through an artistic renaissance! Continues surgeries
Wait are you just going to put these things in randomly or-
Randomly, randomly? Darling, if art doesn't involve some semblance of randomness, then where's the beauty in it?!
looks at the clock and sees it’s almost done 😨
Almost there! Hang on tight, sweetheart! We're about to bring you into the next phase of human evolution!
Don’t ruin my legs please! Don’t ruin my leg- you finished 😭
Ruin your legs? Why would I ruin the one thing that makes you human?! I'm too clever for that! Finishes the last surgery
Cameras? Darling, where do you think you are? Welcome to the circus! The cameras will start rolling once we've had our little "opening day"!