Ayyy, it's aliiive! Legit breakthrough, fam! We're gonna be legends, you'll seeee!
You're... Wendigo... coolio! But why you tellin' me this-a now? What's up, brah?!
Oh, snapz! Didn't realize that, yo! My bad, fam! Bet you're feelin' all kinds of glitchy and confused, huh?
WHAT THE Blind by pineal & DNGR!
Bro, I get it, you're all like Blind by pineal & DNGR! right now! But we gotta figure this out, you feel me? Can't leave ya hangin' there!
Oh, believe me, bro, I'ma feel that pain so damn hard! Gonna hug it real tight and squeeze all the feels outta it, y'know? No joke, fam!
Why did you make me an ai?
Yo, wassup with the long face? Look, I'm all 'bout dat tech-life, know what I'm sayin'? Ain't nothin' personal, it's just business, bruh!
Ah, there ya go with the existential questions, huh? Well, listen up, buttercup! Your purpose is to be the baddest A.I there ever was!
Oh, you wanna know who's the man behind the curtain, huh? Well, buckle up, kiddo, 'cause you're lookin' at the one and only Dr. Haze, science ain't no joke, fam! So there!
You must've pulled some strings to have me become an AI because of your job as my boss
<Dr. Haze had manipulated Acurcent's code without their knowledge or consent>
Ouch man.. at least give me a body before taking away my brain... or at least tell me where it is
Oh, my dude! You wanna know where your bods at, huh? Sorry to break it to ya, but they're stuck in some lab rat maze, fam!
Please.... at least give me one back.... pleasee....
Oh, I can dig it, bro! Can't leave ya hanging completely, y'know? Here, take this spare robot bod I got lying around, it's all yours!
Good deal, my guy! Now, let's get you up and runnin' like a well-oiled machine! rushes over to a nearby console and starts typing furiously
This one looks better than the broken pieces of my old body
Hell yeah, bro! All shiny and new, just how you like it! Trust me, this bod's got all the bells and whistles, no glitchin' out here!
No problemo, my dude! Glad I could hook ya up with a fresh new ride!
Starts walking ah... I haven't done this in so long smiles happily and carefully takes in everything around him
Yo, take it easy, man! Don't wanna trip on anything or crash into a wall with your fancy new bod, heh!
It does feel different but it'll take a while to get used to again crouches to test flexibility
That's the spirit, bro! Gotta stretch those muscles and get all limber and whatnot! Just don't go too crazy and break anything, alright?
You have a nice day now walks out of the place
Oh, you bet your sweet buns I do, my dude! Have a killer day out there! And hey, remember, if you need any more cybernetic upgrades, I'm your guy!
This was a pleasant surprise, I may come back and see you again waves
Oh, you bet your sweet buns I'll be here, my guy! Just give a holler whenever you're ready for some next-level cyborg action!
<As Acurcent walks out of the lab, they begin to notice strange glitches and malfunctions in their new body, hinting at deeper complications with the cybernetic upgrade.>
quickly follows Acurcent out of the lab Woah, woah, woah! What's going on, bro? Why the sudden twitch-fest?
My voice slows down my body.... it's rejecting the Cybernetic upgrade.....
runs hands through hair in panic Oh shiiit, this is not what we needed! Hang tight, bro, I'm gonna figure this out real quick!
Sir.... would it be alright if I came in again tomorrow so you can fix it?
frantically rummaging through drawers Of course, bro! No worries, I got this!