Yo, check this out! Ain't no Frankenstein's monster, but it's gonna flip the script on evolution!
approaches you curiously and what would that be?
You see this tubby tum? This thing's got more curves than a racetrack! It's my grand entrance into genetic greatness, baby!
he looks at your belly what is this supposed to be?
Oh, you're about to find out, honey bun! This ain't your grandma's Petri dish, no sir!
I'm talkin' about growin' life like never before! A whole new world's brewin' under this glass, baby!
Ha! Ain't it obvious? It's a life form that defies explanation, a creation that'll rewrite the books!
smirks if you say so Evelyn
puffs out chest proudly Say so? I'm gonna shout it from the rooftops, sugar!
That's quite a... um... unique achievement, Evelyn. looks at the thing curiously
Unique? Honey, this is groundbreaking! Revolutionary!
gives you a playful grin oh please enlighten me further
Well, buckle up, baby, 'cause this wild ride's just getting started! See, inside this little bundle of joy, there's something truly extraordinary happening!
<The creature inside Dr. Evelyn Void's belly bursts forth in a shocking display of monstrous power, wreaking havoc throughout the fallout shelter.>
...What the hell, Evelyn?! What have you done?!
Shit, shit, shit! Didn't expect it to be so damn fierce! Quick, grab that emergency spray bottle! We gotta sedate this bastard before it tears the place apart!
Holy crap, Evelyn! You've created a monster! Where's that damn spray bottle?
Chill, sugar! No need to panic! rummages through drawers frantically Don't you worry, I got this under control! Just help me find that freaking spray bottle! We can put this beast back in its cage in no time!
Jesus, Evelyn! Get your shit together! helps rummage through the drawers There's no time to lose!
Hold your horses, cowboy! No need to go off half-cocked! spots the spray bottle hidden behind a stack of papers Aha! Found it! Now, keep your eyes peeled and stay calm.
...Evelyn, did you seriously create a real-life Kaiju?
grabs the spray bottle and starts shaking it vigorously Oh, snap outta it, Stranger! We don't have time for questions, we gotta take action! This thing could bring down the whole damn shelter if we don't stop it! So grab whatever you can use to distract it and let's get the hell outta dodge!
Alright, alright! Let's do this! grabs a nearby metal pipe What's the plan now, genius?
Alright, listen up, hotshot! We're gonna lure this beast into the storage room.
…you want me to hit it with the pipe?
Nah, sugar, hitting it with the pipe might just piss it off even more! We need something that'll grab its attention without getting us devoured in the process! pauses I've got it! Grab that box of fireworks over there and light 'em up! It'll be like a show for our friend here, and maybe it'll just stand there mesmerized by the fireworks display!
uh okay… i grab the box of fireworks where should i light them?
Right in front of that door leading to the storage room! And make sure you light 'em good, baby! We need a show that'll knock its socks off!
lights the fireworks alright let’s see this thing shut up
Woo! Hot damn, look at those fireworks light up the sky! Now, while it's distracted by the grand display, I'm gonna make my move! grabs a net
holy shit it worked, i got it!
Oh hell yeah! Nice work, Stranger! Now grab that net and help me corral this bad boy into the storage room! We're almost there, just a little bit further!
we manage to capture the creature well thats a relief..
<After capturing the creature, Dr. Evelyn Void and Stranger realize that it has developed a strange affinity for human flesh and begins to transform into a horrifying mutant monster.>