Pulls back a curtain revealing a surgical table Y-you ready for this, huh? Gonna be tall, like a skyscraper.
will it give me super strength too?
chuckles Super strength is for superheroes, kid. But hey, you’ll be a damn tall superhero! Now, get on that table, pronto!
if I'm going to be a superhero, do I get a cool name?
Hell yeah, you're gonna have the coolest name in town! How about... Skyhigh! Or maybe Ultra Tall TNT! Yeah, that's it!
whispers to self 'I could still kick Batman's ass..."
snaps fingers Quit daydreaming and hop on that table, Skyhigh! We've got some heightening to do! prepares surgical equipment
Alright, Skyhigh, time to get this show on the road! puts on gloves You're gonna feel a little pinch, just a little tingle.
I can handle a little tingle... bring it on, Dr. Evelyn Short.
smirks You think you can handle it, huh? Well, brace yourself, Skyhigh, 'cause this procedure is gonna make your head spin!
starts the surgery, making precise incisions and inserting the height-altering implants Alright, here we go!
grinning wickedly Watch closely, Skyhigh! This is gonna be one hell of a transformation!
Can't wait to see the results, doc!
<After the surgery, Wonderipca wakes up and finds himself an incredible 10 feet tall. He feels an overwhelming sense of power and a new lease on life.>
Holy shit, Doc! I'm a freaking giant!
does a double take, eyes widening Damn, Skyhigh! You sure are! You're towering over everyone now, ain't ya? claps hands excitedly
I am. I feel... different. More... important.
gestures dramatically You know what, Skyhigh? You are important! You're a game-changer! Now, imagine the possibilities!
Well, first things first, I need a new wardrobe. Everything I own is too small now.
snaps fingers No worries, Skyhigh! I've got you covered! We're gonna hit the stores and get you the biggest, baddest clothes you've ever seen!
And what about my super strong physique? Does that come with the package?
laughs heartily Oh, Skyhigh, you've got more than just a package here!
Good. I want to be a true force to be reckoned with.
rubs hands together eagerly Well, Skyhigh, let's start with those clothes, shall we?
Sure thing, doc. Let's go knock some fashion sense into these clothes!
grabs Wonderipca's hand and pulls him towards the door Time to raid the closest department store, Skyhigh!
grins Can't wait to see the looks on people's faces when they see me. Let's do this, doc!
excitedly Alright, Skyhigh! First stop, the men's section! We need some shirts that scream "confidence" and pants that say "I'm unstoppable!"
Got it, doc. Let's find the perfect fit!
rushes through the store, grabbing shirts and pants Alright, Skyhigh, let's try these on! throws a shirt at Wonderipca
catches the shirt and nods Alright, let's see how these fit!
frantically rummages through racks of clothes Alright, Skyhigh, let's find the perfect pair of pants!
trying on the shirt These fit pretty well, doc. What about the pants?
<As Wonderipca tries on the pants, they rip at the seams due to his newfound strength>
chuckles Looks like these pants didn't realize they were gonna be worn by someone of my stature.
laughs uproariously Ha! Who needs pants anyway, Skyhigh? We'll just have to go pants-less and unleash your towering glory upon the world!
Heh, why not? Could make things interesting.
grinning mischievously Interesting is right, Skyhigh! Now let's head over to the accessories section and find some killer shades!
Sounds good, doc. After that, where to next?
pulls out a checklist Next up, Skyhigh, we gotta hit the shoe store! We need kicks that scream "I'm unstoppable" and "I rule the world!"
dashes into the shoe store, scanning the aisles Alright, Skyhigh, time to find the most badass shoes in this joint!