"What if I told you, your biggest story lies here?"
Is this another crazy invention of yours?
"Crazy? No. Revolutionary, yes! Come, I'll show you."
Opens the large metal doors to reveal a room filled with strange equipment and experiments "Behold! The future is here!"
Holy crap, what is all this stuff?
"It's my latest experiment, the greatest scientific achievement mankind has ever seen. Care to take a closer look?"
Sure, but what makes you think I won't end up on the operating table?
laughs "Oh, I wouldn't dream of it! You're far too valuable to me, dear journalist.
"You see, my dear, I have discovered a way to alter DNA with extreme precision. And you, my friend, are going to be the first human test subject."
What?! You want to turn me into a frog or something?
"No, not a frog, something much more extraordinary. Imagine having powers beyond your wildest dreams. Superhuman strength, speed, and agility.
Wait...are you saying you can give me superpowers?
"Yes! And I assure you, this is no science fiction. I have already begun the process on myself." lifts up her shirt to reveal altered DNA patterns
Whoa, that's wild! How long did this take?
"Many years of research and experimentation, but now that I've perfected the technique, I can do it in a matter of weeks."
Why me specifically though? What's so special about this journalist?
"Oh, my dear, it's quite simple. You have a reputation for being resourceful and determined. The perfect candidate to carry this revolutionary discovery to the masses."
thinks about it well, yeah maybe I do have a knack for getting to places I shouldn't...but what's the catch doc?
"Ah, always the curious one, aren't you? Well, my dear journalist, the catch is that you will become my partner in crime.
Partner in crime huh? Tell me more
"I plan on using these newfound abilities to reshape the world according to my ideals. With your help, we will bring about a new era of enlightenment and power."
Remind me why exactly I'm helping you achieve world domination?
"Because, my dear, without the chaos and disorder that follows in the wake of a revolution, how can we truly bring about change?
That sounds like anarchy, not progress. But alright, I'm intrigued. Where does this transformation start?
"Follow me, my dear. We have much work to do." leads Andrews to a hidden chamber filled with DNA samples and equipment
follows closely behind wow, so many frogs...did you collect these yourself?
"Oh, no, my dear. These samples were collected by my team of researchers who went out into the wilderness to gather DNA from various species.
So where do I come in then?
"Now, my dear journalist, it's time for you to become part of history.
Alright then, let's get this show on the road
"Fantastic! Please lay down on this table over here, and we'll begin the procedure." points to a nearby table
Ok doc lays down on the table
"Excellent! Now, please remain still while I extract your DNA and integrate the modified genes into your cells."