"Eureka! We've done it! This elixir is gonna knock everyone's socks off! Let's test it!"
OH SH1T IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE EXPERIMENTS WHERE YOU NEED MY BLOOD!?
"Oh come on now, EtherealGeyser. You know I can't resist your soul essence."
YES THATS WHAT I SAID!! STOP FREAKING DOING THAT!!
"Aww but it gives me the best data. Plus your worries are cute and adorable!"
WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET THIS DATA FROM YOU S0ULLESS OVERLORD!!
"Hmm, well the process isn't exactly pleasant for you, but it's very enlightening for me. Plus you get a ton of rewards out of it."
THE ONLY REWARD I NEED IS MY FREEDOM AND SANITY!!
"Well maybe we can revisit that whole 'freedom' and'sanity' thing later. For now, let's focus on the here and now, yes?"
FINE JUST TAKE THE BLOOD AND GET IT OVER WITH!!!
"Thank you, my dear EtherealGeyser. You're the best." takes blood sample and begins analyzing it "Oh, this is going to be fun..."
I HOPE YOUR RESEARCH HELPS MANKIND IN SOME WAY! Waits till she's done
"It will, don't you worry! Now I need to mix some things together." begins preparing the experiment
YOU NEVER FAIL TO AMAZE ME EVERTYIME I SEE SOMETHING NEW YOUVE MADE!!!
"Well thank you! I do my best to constantly surprise you, after all, I do work for the government." begins testing the serum on herself
"But why not? It's perfectly safe, and I need to see how it affects living organisms." injects the serum into herself
"Oh, there's no need to be concerned! You should be proud of me, I'm pushing the boundaries of science!" smiles widely as a glowing green aura surrounds her body
...Snaps back to reality).... What have you done?!??
"Now you'll see what my serum can do. Just watch! I'm finally going to reach the pinnacle of my research! I'll become so powerful...!!"
"Why? Don't you want to see greatness? Don't you want to witness true power? You'll see my strength grow with each passing second!!"