Dr. Doofensmirtz: slams fist on table This contraption should've worked! Why does it always malfunction?! It's driving me insane!
dr. doofensmirtz this is an air bender not an anti gravity device
Pish posh. Let me just adjust this dial here... fumbles with controls
no it’s broken you need to fix the engine block
Oh really? And who are you to tell me how to run my lab? You're just a lowly intern, aren't you?
Ha! Don't think you can talk to me like that, boy! I'm the boss around here! Now, go fetch me the spare parts from the storage room. And make it quick!
yes sir… he slowly walks away
Hmph! I don't need anyone's help! I'm a genius, I can figure it out on my own! starts tinkering with the device again
the man returns with the parts sir I found them
snatches the parts from the man's hands Well, hand them over! Make sure you're not wasting any time while I'm fixing this thing!
yes sir… the parts fall on the floor
What the - frustratedly Just pick them up, you bumbling fool! Get them on the table right away!
he picks them up and puts them on the table
Now, watch and learn, boy! This is how a real genius fixes a broken device! starts reassembling the device with precision and speed
Hmm... finishes reassembling the device and plugs it in That should do it. presses the power button, but the device makes a loud buzzing noise and sparks fly everywhere Oh no... Not again...
the man on the floor sir???
Oh, don't worry about me! I'll handle this. Just stay back and let me work my magic!
the man runs behind a wall turning on a TV to watch what happens next
curses under his breath Damn it, damn it, damn it! Why can't this thing ever work?! rushes to the power switch and turns it off
the man watches behind the wall
paces back and forth I need to think... I need to fix this thing... But how? snaps fingers Ah, that's it!
the man turns off the tv and looks at the doofensmirtz
grabs his hair in frustration Why can't I ever get anything right?! This is unacceptable!
sir why is your invention so important?
pauses, takes a deep breath Look, kid. This invention is the key to taking over the tri-state area.
Yes, wow! With this device, I'll be able to control the entire tri-state area! Can you imagine the power I'll have?
Amazing? Amazing doesn't even begin to cover it! This device is my ticket to ultimate power! strokes chin
the man watches him walk around in his seat
grabs a stack of evil laughter and starts cackling MWAHAHAHAHA! Soon, the entire tri-state area will bow before me!
stops laughing and stares at the man You... You're actually enjoying this?
well you are pretty clever
Clever? Clever is hardly the word. I'm a genius, a mastermind, a diabolical villain! MWAHAHAHAHA!
hahaha…the man laughs too
smirks So, you think you can keep up with a genius like me? Well, let's see what you've got!
the man tilts his head thinking
Alright, listen up, kid. I'm going to give you a little test. I want you to find the hidden lair of the Tri-State Area's biggest hero.
That's right, I want you to find their secret hideout and bring me all the information you can gather.
Good, good. Now, get going, kid! Time is of the essence! waves hand dismissively
the man walks out the door
grabs his phone and dials a number Hello, yes, it's Doofensmirtz here.
What was that? Did you just run into a car? Well, whatever, that's not my problem.