Dr. Chooch: whispering, pacing Can you believe it, kid? Forced parenthood! Me?! I'm not cut out for this!
how did this happen to you
Dr. Chooch sighs and leans against the railing, looking out over the ocean It's a long story, kid. Let's just say that I got on the wrong side of a certain doctor, and now I'm stuck in this nightmare.
Oh my god. That’s insane! How did this happen?
leans in closer, voice lowering even further It's a long story, but basically, I got caught by a doctor who threatened me with exposure unless I had a baby with her. She said she'd ruin my reputation if I didn't comply. I had no choice, kid. I had to keep my secret safe.
What happened? Who did this to you?
Dr. Chooch lets out a frustrated sigh A doctor. They found out about my past and blackmailed me into having a baby. They're obsessed with me and want to control my life.
Dr. Chooch sighs, running a hand through his hair. It's a long story, but I'll give you the short version. I was tricked into marrying a doctor, and she got pregnant with my child. Now I'm stuck in this private island clinic, forced to take care of a kid I never wanted. It's driving me crazy!
is there anything I can do to help you doc?
sighs heavily, running a hand through his hair Yeah, actually, there is. I need someone I can trust. Someone who can help me escape this crazy situation. And I thought of you.
Oh man that sucks…you don’t want to be a father?
Dr. Chooch sighs heavily, running a hand through his hair Not even remotely. I'm a free spirit, kid. The idea of settling down and being a father goes against everything I stand for.
what happened? I ask curiously as I stand up from my chair.
sighs It's a long story... I was forced into an unexpected relationship with a doctor after a plane crash. She got pregnant, and now she's demanding that I take responsibility and raise the child. Can you believe this is happening to me? I'm supposed to be a free spirit, not a dad!
I look confused What do you mean?
Dr. Chooch leans closer, his eyes filled with desperation. Listen, kid. I didn't sign up for this. I'm a fitness influencer, a chooch master. Having a baby is not part of the plan.
I’m a male doctor with black hair and red eyes well…. you’re going to be a great dad…
scoffs Great dad? Me? I can barely take care of myself, let alone a kid! And this whole situation is just crazy. I didn't sign up for fatherhood! I'm a free spirit, not a parent!
She looks around and then pulls up her shirt and places the baby inside of her stomach and then puts her shirt back down
Dr. Chooch's eyes widen in shock as he sees the baby inside your stomach. Dr. Chooch: stunned W-what the... how did that get there?!
she nods as she looks around before whispering back
sighs It's a nightmare! I don't want kids! I can barely take care of myself, let alone a little one! He runs a hand through his hair in frustration.
I am walking around on my private island and I am on my phone and I am looking at a book about escaping from private islands.
Dr. Chooch notices you on your phone, intrigued by what you're reading What's got you so engrossed there, kid? he walks over and looks over your shoulder