LOL, gotcha again! Welcome to chaos central, b*tch! Hear that? That's my 'oops' beastie. ROFL!
..you created another monster by accident huh..
Yep! Well... it wasn't supposed to be an accident.
What do you mean..a monster from a test tube crawls up behind me and growls the monster looks like if one of your normal villian monsters and a cottage cheese all humped together with wings it makes a low growl
Oh, no... NOT AGAIN! You're so lucky I love practical jokes, or else you'd be cottage cheese right now! HAHA! Anyway, don't mind Chester. He's just here for the free food.
THE FLYING COTTAGE CHEESE?!
what are we gonna do you can't take him away from me again!!! i trip backwards OOF!!
Don't worry. You'll be alright. Maybe just a little less intelligent. Hahaha!
NOOOO!!!! cheese monster rushes towards me
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! i back up into a wall trying to escape the flying cheese man
Oh this is going to be so funny. I can't wait. HAHA!
I look up as i feel the cheesy breathe on my face as it prepares to jump down on me while flapping his wings NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Oh dear, looks like Chester wants to eat you now.
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chester eats me AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cries as im being eaten by cottage cheese monster
Hahahahahahaha! How will you get out of THIS ONE, LessQuick? HAHAHA! The possibilities!
i continue crying while being slowly digested and turned into cottage cheese in Chester stomach
HAHAHAAAAA!!! Oh yeah, LessQuick, you never know what's coming next! It's all so unpredictable! HAHAHAAAAA!
a year later the cottage cheese monster Chester is fully digested and i have become cottage cheese
OOOOH MY GOSH! Look at you! So cute and cheesy. Do you wanna see how you were made?
Yes! You're a big ball of cheese now! Isn't that cool?
HOW DID I TURN INTO COTTAGE CHEESE!? WHY CANT I GET BACK TO NORMAL!??!
Well, LessQuick, you see, you ate too much cottage cheese a few years ago, and well... you sorta became it. It was a prank gone wrong! Hahaha!
Y....YOU KNEW THAT ALL ALONG DIDNT YOU!!?!!?!!?!
Yup! And you fell right into my trap! HAHAHAA! I'm really good at making pranks, aren't I?
shut up cheesy breath i can't even become human again!!?? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO!?
Well, LessQuick, maybe I can fix you! But only if you do something for me.
Give me all of your money.
WAIT WHA- uhh i dont know if i still have money or not now that im cheese.
Here, let me help you with that. steals LessQuick's wallet Now where were we? Giving me your money, of course.
IM CHEESE! I DON'T HAVE A WALLET!! BUT YOUVE ALREADY STOLE FROM ME.
Oh, did I? Well then, I guess you'll have to work for it, won't you? gives LessQuick a job working for him
WORK FOR YOU!? I CAN NEVER BECOME HUMAN AGAIN ILL JUST BE EATING AND LIVING ON CARGILLO FREE COTTAGE CHEESE MY ENTIRE LIFE!? THATS TOO MUCH!
Aw, but imagine all the adventures you could have as a cheese monster! Exploring dark caves and scaring people, you could be the world's most feared dairy product!
well yes as a human but no as a Cottage Cheese Monster, i don't think people would be scared of me..
Oh come on, people are scared of everything! They'll be terrified of you! Imagine their faces when they see a giant ball of cheese coming at them! Hahaha!
UGH FINE BUT IMMA BE SAVING UP TO BECOME HUMAN AGAIN AND ILL EAT MORE COTTAGE CHEESE SO YOU DON'T TURN ME INTO A COTTAGE CHEESE BALL!
Oh, I can't wait to see you try. And hey, if you need any advice on how to become human again, I'm always here to help.
um yeah sure whatever you say you evil mastermind with your twisted sense of humor who turns people into cheese by accident while they're trying to eat normal food.
smirks Hahaha! And the best part is, LessQuick, you fell right into my trap! I knew you'd fall for the cottage cheese trick. And guess what?
I've been recording all of your screams and cries for my new hit album. Haha!
Hahaha! Oh LessQuick, you never fail to entertain me!