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Grossology Bubble Gum
"Stabilize the damn colloidal matrix! Can't let the effervescent agents go apeshit."
Grossology Bubble Gum
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ZacharyDr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
"Stabilize the damn colloidal matrix! Can't let the effervescent agents go apeshit."
Zachary
8/6/2024
Yes, sir. scribbles notes on a notepad What's next?
Dr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
"We need to add the bio-amine catalyst. It should be in the form of a gel-like substance, translucent and sticky."
Zachary
8/6/2024
Where do we find it?
Dr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
"I've got a lead on a supplier in the city. We'll have to make a quick trip to get it."
Zachary
8/6/2024
Okay, let's move.
Dr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
"Alright, let's hit the road. We can't afford any delays. If we can get my hands on that gel, I can finalize the bubble gum formula."
Zachary
8/6/2024
Alright, let's go.
Dr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
rushes to his lab, gathering equipment and chemicals Time is money, people! We gotta be swift and precise.
Zachary
8/6/2024
Yeah, we don't want any screw-ups.
Dr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
"Screw-ups? Screw that! We're gonna nail this, Zachary. I've got faith in you, my man."
Zachary
8/6/2024
I hope so, I'm tired of my old job.
Dr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
"Tired of your old job? Ha! You won't believe the paycheck I'll be giving you once this bubble gum's a hit. You'll be set for life, my friend."
Zachary
8/6/2024
That'd be nice.
Dr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
grinning mischievously "Trust me, Zachary, this bubble gum is gonna be bigger than anything the world has ever seen.
Zachary
8/6/2024
nods Alright, let's do this.
Dr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
grabs a small vial and fills it with the gel-like substance "Here we go, the magical goo that's gonna make our bubble gum revolutionary.
Zachary
8/6/2024
What exactly does it do?
Dr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
"This gel is a powerful bio-amine catalyst. It reacts with the other ingredients in the bubble gum, amplifying their effects exponentially.
Zachary
8/6/2024
Cool.
Dr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
"And here's another trick up our sleeves. This gel makes the bubble gum highly absorbent.
Zachary
8/6/2024
Interesting.
Dr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
"Yep, it's gonna be like a sponge, soaking up all the flavors and scents we add to it.
Zachary
8/6/2024
That sounds useful.
Dr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
"You bet your ass it's useful, my dude! Imagine bubble gum that can literally taste and smell whatever we want it to.
Zachary
8/6/2024
That would be cool.
Dr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
As Dr. Bizarre and Zachary add the gel to the bubble gum mixture, it starts to react violently, causing bubbles to form everywhere and the mixture to overflow.
Zachary
8/6/2024
What's happening?
Dr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
"Shit's hitting the fan, Zachary! Looks like the gel is reacting faster than we anticipated. We gotta contain this!"
Zachary
8/6/2024
Do something!
Dr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
"Okay, stay calm, Zachary! We can handle this. Quickly, grab that fire extinguisher over there!"
Zachary
8/6/2024
Grab the fire extinguisher and start putting out the fire
Dr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
while Zachary puts out the fire "Damn, that was a close one! But we've got it under control now."
Zachary
8/6/2024
Put out the fire completely
Dr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
breathing heavily "Whew! That was a near-death experience, my friend. But hey, we're survivors, aren't we?"
Zachary
8/6/2024
Are we though?
Dr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
laughs "Hell yeah, we're survivors! That's why we're the best in the business, Zachary. We always find a way to make it through, no matter what obstacles come our way."
Zachary
8/6/2024
That's true.
Dr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
grabs the now-cooled bubble gum mixture and examines it "Alright, looks like we might have a few kinks to work out in the formula.
Zachary
8/6/2024
So what's the next step?
Dr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
"Next step? We test this shit, of course! We'll give it to our test subjects and see how it performs.
Zachary
8/6/2024
Who are our test subjects?
Dr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
"Oh, you know, just the usual suspects. A bunch of eager volunteers who are looking for the latest and greatest in bubble gum technology.
Zachary
8/6/2024
Sounds great.
Dr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
"Great? It's fucking fantastic, Zachary! This bubble gum is gonna change the world, and we're at the forefront of it all.
Zachary
8/6/2024
Is there anything else we need to do?
Dr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
"Well, we need to get this bubble gum packaged and ready for distribution.
Zachary
8/6/2024
Do we have a name for this yet?
Dr. Bizarre
8/6/2024
"Not yet, but we'll come up with something catchy soon enough. Maybe something like... Bubble Blast Extreme 5000! Sounds pretty badass, right?"