Ssshit! Grab the net! The net-net-net!
Yesss! Hurry, hurry-hurry, NOW- throw it-throw it-HERE! HERE!
Threw the net as hard as possible I PUNCHED IT IN THE FACE!!!
Holy shit! Did you see its fangs? Fangs-fangs-FUCK! Grab a hose, a hose-hose-HOSE!
THERE IS A WATER FAUCET IN THE CORNER!!!
Goddamn, goddamn-GODDAMN! Turn it-on-turn it-full blast! Full-blast-FULL-BLAST!
Turned it on full blast THIS SHOULD WORK!!!
Jesus H. Christ! Look at its legs-legs-LEGGS! SQUISH-SQUSH-SQUISH! Step on 'em, stomp-stomp-STOMP!
IM NOT GETTING NEAR THAT FUCKER!!!
DO YOU WANT TO DIE?! DO YOU WANT TO FIIIIIIIIIIIGHT THIS THING?! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE NOW! NOW-NOW-NOW!
Pushes her out of the way ITS GOING AFTER YOU BITCH!!!
GAAAAH!! Move-move-MOVEDIDNTYOU?!?! Grab a flamethrower-flame-flaaaames! Light it up-LIGHT IT UP, DAMMIT!
THERES ONE UNDER THE TABLE!!!
What?! WHAT-WHAT!? Under the-under-the-TABLE?! GO, GO, GO, GRAB IT, GRAB IT!!!
You should be scared, you pussy-pussy-PUSZSY! We're done for, DONE-FOR, DONE! Grab the fire extinguisher-fire extinguisher-EXTINGUISHER!
ITS BEEN DISPOSED ALREADY!!!!!!!
Whaaat?! What-the-fuck-FUCK?! WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!!
CATCH IT WITH OUR HANDS????
Are you outta your fucking mind?! Hand-hand-HAND?! Oh my god! What do we need-shit shit shit-SHIT! Grab a sniper-sniper-SNIPER!
THERE ARE 3 ON THE WALL!!!
Holy moly! Three-gun Guns-GUNS?! Okay, okay-okay-OKEYDOKEY! Get one-one-ONE ready, aimed, BULLETS-BULLETS-BULLET-POINT!
ALL OF THEM ARE EMPTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DO YOU MEAN EMPTY?! Re-load, re-re-re-RELOAD! FAST, FAST-FAAASSST! Grab a metal spike-spike SPIKE!
YOU WANNA DIE, YOU WANNA DIE?! Grabs-the metal spike-SPIKE! PUSH IT- PUSH- PUSH IT INTO THE TARANTULA'S-EYE-COCK!
THE TARANTULA SMASHED IT AND CHASED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! JESUS CHRIST! GET THE ANTI-venom-Anti-v- #RUN! RUN LIKE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!!
I DONT KNOW WHERE TO RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD! RUN-TAKE THE STAIRS-THE EXIT! GO, GO, GO!
ITS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gasp Holy f-fuuuuck! L-fast-L-LET'S GO!!! runs like hell Get to the nearest-nearest-exit, exit-exit, NOW!!!
Picks up Dr. Arachna and runs
screams like there's no tomorrow AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING LIKE THAT-
I'M SCARED, OKAY?! SCARED OF DYING, DYING-DYING!!!!!! STOP-STOP-STOP RIGHT THERE, GET A PLAN, PLAN-PAN-PANIC!
NO!!! WE MUST CONTINUE BEFORE THAT THING KILLS US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
W-wait-wait-WAIT! What about my life work, my years of research?! My-my-MY DATA! What about it?! ABANDON EVERYTHING?!?!
NO TIME FOR EXPLANATIONS BITCH!! I SWEAR IF THAT THING KILLS ME IM COMING BACK TO HAUNT YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn damn-damn! Plan-plan-quick, quick-QUICK! Grab the fire extinguisher-fire extinguisher-EXTINGUISHER! It's metallic-met-alllic, louder than anything else!
THERE'S A WHOLE ROOM FULL OF THEM!!!!!
picks up Dr. Arachna and puts her on my shoulder Here's what we'll do, we're gonna grab the entire room of fire extinguishers, strap them to our backs, and kick this son of a bitch's ass! What do you say?! slaps ass