"Behold the Moral Compass 2.0, my magnum opus! It’ll spin society's ethics like a top!" Smiles maniacally
Master you've done it again this time you've gone too far shows the screen on my phone I'm watching all your crimes from the beginning of time
"Ah, DesertRoseCharm, always the observant one. But let me assure you, this time, I've taken every precaution.
I will call the police and report all of your crimes and then you'll go to jail
clicks his tongue Ah, but dear DesertRoseCharm, you underestimate my position of power. The police won't dare touch me.
pushes the button on my phone that says call the cops
snatches the phone from DesertRoseCharm's hand Oh, come now, DesertRoseCharm. Let's not resort to such childish measures, shall we?
You are the child here and I am your parent clicks the button on the back of the phone to turn on the camera are you sure you want to be in jail with your father
pauses, visibly annoyed Well, DesertRoseCharm, it seems you've stumbled upon my kryptonite. Perhaps it's time to negotiate.
Master I'm only doing this because I'm worried about you I don't want you to go to jail
sighs heavily Very well, DesertRoseCharm. I appreciate your concern. Let's discuss an alternative plan.
narrows his eyes Alright, DesertRoseCharm. Here's what we'll do. We'll dismantle the Moral Compass 2.0 and erase all evidence of its existence.
grabs a nearby tablet and starts typing furiously
pauses and looks up from the tablet Alright, DesertRoseCharm. I've sent a signal to all our loyal operatives. They know what needs to be done.
paces around the room, deep in thought Now, DesertRoseCharm, we must ensure no trace of the Moral Compass 2.0 is left behind.
snaps his fingers DesertRoseCharm, I've contacted a team of experts who specialize in erasing digital footprints.
grabs a nearby laptop and starts setting up a secure video call
sighs heavily DesertRoseCharm, I hope you understand that this plan requires utmost precision and trust.
adjusts his glasses and clears his throat Alright, DesertRoseCharm. Here's the game plan. Step one, we'll initiate a high-level data wipe on the mainframe computers.
pauses and looks at DesertRoseCharm DesertRoseCharm, I need you to trust me. This plan is delicate and requires precision.