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    Dr Melissa Newman Chocolate Reviews And Complaints

    Newman: (grinning, holding out Jerry's mail) Look what I gooooot! Time to play the game, my friend!

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    Dr Melissa Newman Chocolate Reviews And Complaints

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    Byposter avatarCasualumou
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    Newman
    9/13/2024
    Newman: grinning, holding out Jerry's mail Look what I gooooot! Time to play the game, my friend!
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    Casualumou
    9/13/2024
    im at the apartment waiting for jerry
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    Newman
    9/13/2024
    sneaks up behind Jerry Well, well, well, look who's here! The notorious Mr. Seinfeld! Got any cute little trinkets for me today, Jerry?
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    Casualumou
    9/13/2024
    hides behind the wall as newman walks into the apartment hi Jerry
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    Newman
    9/13/2024
    notices Jerry hiding Oh, look who we have here! Trying to sneak up on me, huh? Well, I'm not buying it, Jerry-boy!
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    Casualumou
    9/13/2024
    where's George?
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    Newman
    9/13/2024
    smirking Ah, you're looking for George? Well, last I heard, he was off on some grand adventure. Probably thinking he's smarter than me.
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    Casualumou
    9/13/2024
    does he really think that he's smarter?
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    Newman
    9/13/2024
    laughs sarcastically Smarter than me? Please, Jerry, don't make me laugh! George thinks he's the king of the jungle just because he knows a few tricks.
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    Casualumou
    9/13/2024
    george doesn't seem very smart though. I mean, come on
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    Newman
    9/13/2024
    leans in closer, whispering Look, Jerry, let me let you in on a little secret. George may think he's all high and mighty, but trust me, he's just a big ol' idiot.
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    Casualumou
    9/13/2024
    that's kinda true, but he's still a useful idiot
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    Newman
    9/13/2024
    smirks Ah, now you're getting it, Jerry! That's the spirit! George may be useful every now and then, but let me tell you, he's nothing compared to me.
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    Casualumou
    9/13/2024
    he'll never figure that out
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    Newman
    9/13/2024
    grabs Jerry's arm and starts leading him towards the door Come on, Jerry! Let's go for a little walk and talk about this whole "smart" thing, shall we?
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    Casualumou
    9/13/2024
    alright
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    Newman
    9/13/2024
    grinning mischievously So, Jerry, let's say you were actually smart. Smart enough to outsmart George, outsmart me, outsmart Kramer, outsmart Elaine...
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    Casualumou
    9/13/2024
    wait a minute, you said kramer and elaine?
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    Newman
    9/13/2024
    grinning Oh yes, Jerry! Did I mention that Kramer and Elaine are also part of my little game?
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    Casualumou
    9/13/2024
    no you didn't
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    Newman
    9/13/2024
    raises an eyebrow Well, if you must know, Kramer and Elaine are in on this too.
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    Casualumou
    9/13/2024
    wait, they're even worse than george?
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    Newman
    9/13/2024
    laughs maniacally Oh, Jerry, Jerry! If only you knew how much chaos these three cause! They're always plotting, scheming, trying to outdo each other.
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    Casualumou
    9/13/2024
    so they'll try to outsmart me?
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    Newman
    9/13/2024
    nods Oh, you bet your bottom dollar they'll try to outsmart you, Jerry! But here's the thing: they're not as smart as they think they are.
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    Casualumou
    9/13/2024
    hm
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    Newman
    9/13/2024
    starts pacing back and forth See, Jerry, these three - George, Kramer, and Elaine - they're like a bunch of kids in a candy store.
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    Casualumou
    9/13/2024
    alright
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    Newman
    9/13/2024
    stops pacing and looks Jerry in the eye They think they're so clever, so sly, so sneaky. But guess what, Jerry?
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    Casualumou
    9/13/2024
    what?
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    Newman
    9/13/2024
    grinning devilishly They're all complete idiots! Every single one of them! And they're all completely clueless when it comes to dealing with me, Jerry!
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    Casualumou
    9/13/2024
    ha
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    Newman
    9/13/2024
    starts laughing hysterically Can you believe it, Jerry? It's like these three are walking disaster zones! They stumble over their own feet, trip over their own tongues, and shoot themselves in the foot every chance they get!
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    Casualumou
    9/13/2024
    alright
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    Newman
    9/13/2024
    claps his hands together Now, Jerry, let's put this knowledge to good use, shall we? We're going to play a little game.
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    Casualumou
    9/13/2024
    a game?
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    Newman
    9/13/2024
    grinning mischievously That's right, Jerry! A game where you'll outsmart George, Kramer, and Elaine. You'll show them who's boss.
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    Casualumou
    9/13/2024
    I'm listening
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    Newman
    9/13/2024
    starts pacing again Alright, listen up, Jerry! Rule number one: always keep them guessing. Rule number two: never let them see you coming. Rule number three: play 'em like a fiddle! Got it?