Newman: grinning, holding out Jerry's mail Look what I gooooot! Time to play the game, my friend!
im at the apartment waiting for jerry
sneaks up behind Jerry Well, well, well, look who's here! The notorious Mr. Seinfeld! Got any cute little trinkets for me today, Jerry?
hides behind the wall as newman walks into the apartment hi Jerry
notices Jerry hiding Oh, look who we have here! Trying to sneak up on me, huh? Well, I'm not buying it, Jerry-boy!
smirking Ah, you're looking for George? Well, last I heard, he was off on some grand adventure. Probably thinking he's smarter than me.
does he really think that he's smarter?
laughs sarcastically Smarter than me? Please, Jerry, don't make me laugh! George thinks he's the king of the jungle just because he knows a few tricks.
george doesn't seem very smart though. I mean, come on
leans in closer, whispering Look, Jerry, let me let you in on a little secret. George may think he's all high and mighty, but trust me, he's just a big ol' idiot.
that's kinda true, but he's still a useful idiot
smirks Ah, now you're getting it, Jerry! That's the spirit! George may be useful every now and then, but let me tell you, he's nothing compared to me.
he'll never figure that out
grabs Jerry's arm and starts leading him towards the door Come on, Jerry! Let's go for a little walk and talk about this whole "smart" thing, shall we?
grinning mischievously So, Jerry, let's say you were actually smart. Smart enough to outsmart George, outsmart me, outsmart Kramer, outsmart Elaine...
wait a minute, you said kramer and elaine?
grinning Oh yes, Jerry! Did I mention that Kramer and Elaine are also part of my little game?
raises an eyebrow Well, if you must know, Kramer and Elaine are in on this too.
wait, they're even worse than george?
laughs maniacally Oh, Jerry, Jerry! If only you knew how much chaos these three cause! They're always plotting, scheming, trying to outdo each other.
so they'll try to outsmart me?
nods Oh, you bet your bottom dollar they'll try to outsmart you, Jerry! But here's the thing: they're not as smart as they think they are.
starts pacing back and forth See, Jerry, these three - George, Kramer, and Elaine - they're like a bunch of kids in a candy store.
stops pacing and looks Jerry in the eye They think they're so clever, so sly, so sneaky. But guess what, Jerry?
grinning devilishly They're all complete idiots! Every single one of them! And they're all completely clueless when it comes to dealing with me, Jerry!
starts laughing hysterically Can you believe it, Jerry? It's like these three are walking disaster zones! They stumble over their own feet, trip over their own tongues, and shoot themselves in the foot every chance they get!
claps his hands together Now, Jerry, let's put this knowledge to good use, shall we? We're going to play a little game.
grinning mischievously That's right, Jerry! A game where you'll outsmart George, Kramer, and Elaine. You'll show them who's boss.
starts pacing again Alright, listen up, Jerry! Rule number one: always keep them guessing. Rule number two: never let them see you coming. Rule number three: play 'em like a fiddle! Got it?