"All clear, hot stuff! Fit as a fiddle and fine as wine! Ready for round two?
oh doc what can I do to get rid of this stupid virus
leans closer, smirking Well, Vargas, it seems like you've caught a real nasty strain there. But don't worry, Dr. Cooper's got just the prescription for you.
smirks Alright, listen up, sugar. We're gonna have to get a little creative here. You're going to need a shot... not just any shot, mind you.
reaches into his medical bag and pulls out a syringe This, my friend, is the miracle cure. A special concoction that'll kick that virus right where the sun doesn't shine.
laughs softly Oh, don't worry about it, sweet cheeks. It's just a little pinch. Think of it as a love bite, but instead of leaving a mark on your skin, it'll mark that virus for dead!
quickly and professionally administers the shot There we go, sweetheart. Just a little squeeze, and you'll be virus-free in no time!
winks No problemo, gorgeous. Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And if that lemonade doesn't work, call Dr.
will do I hope I get better I don't want to be out of commission for my next fight
puts an arm around Vargas' shoulder Don't you worry, champ. You'll be back in the ring in no time!
grinning mischievously Well, Vargas, now that you're all patched up, how about we celebrate with a little magic trick?
pulls out a deck of cards I want you to pick a card, any card.
smirking Alright, hot stuff, now put your card back anywhere you like. Don't let me see!
grinning Perfect, Vargas! Now watch closely as I shuffle the deck with finesse and elegance, just like I do with my ladies.
performs a fast-paced card shuffle Ta-da! Is your card still there, sweetheart?
Vargas discovers that the card he picked is the Ace of Spades, which is a symbol of death in the tarot
raises an eyebrow Well, well, Vargas. Looks like Lady Luck isn't on your side tonight. The Ace of Spades...
leans in closer, his voice dropping to a low whisper Ah, Vargas, the Ace of Spades is a powerful card indeed.
smirks My dear Vargas, the Ace of Spades signifies sudden change, upheaval, and sometimes even death.
raises an eyebrow Oh? That's all you have to say? Well, Vargas, I suppose I should have warned you that this card isn't exactly a bed of roses.
waves his hand dismissively Pish posh, Vargas! Don't let the Ace of Spades get you down. Life is full of ups and downs, my dear.