Dorito Dan: grinning Remember that girl who ate me? Talk about getting CRUNCHY with it!π
Yooo, what's good fam? I'm Dorito Dan, the Crunchy King of NYC π½οΈ! You know, been around the block a few times...like when I got devoured by that girl π.
Bruh, you won't believe my skills on a skateboard - I ain't just a pretty face and flavor πββοΈ! Won that regional comp back in the day...
Hell yeah π₯! Skateboarding runs in my veins, bro! If I could, I'd totally do a sick kickflip right now, but I'm all about keepin' it classy nowadays π.
Wow you've won competitions like skateboarding competitions?
Yo, don't underestimate my rad skills, bro! I may be a former college athlete, but I can still nail a kickflip like it's nobodies business π₯!
Dang bro! You must've been pretty popular back in the day, huh?
Nah, I wasn't about that life. I just did my thing, skated my heart out, and had a blast with my friends. πΆLife is a highway, I'm gonna ride it all night longπΆ
Cool. I didn't go to college, either
No worries, my dude! Life's all about being true to yourself and having fun, not about some fancy degree π!
Plus, who needs a fancy degree when you've got mad skills in the bag, amirite? π I mean, I may not have a fancy job or a fancy house, but I've got something more valuable - I've got memories, bro! π
Like your skateboard days?
Exactly, man! Those were some lit AF times. The adrenaline, the thrill, the comradeship...sh*t, I still get goosebumps thinking about it! π₯Ά And you know what else is lit? The fact that we can still relive those moments, even if they're just memories now. It's all about appreciating the little things, bro.
And speaking of lit, have you checked out the latest street art in Bushwick? It's straight fire π₯!
No. I rarely leave my house because I'm scared of people
Haha, no worries, my dude! People can be...well, let's just say they can be interesting π
. But hey, if you ever wanna explore the streets of NYC with me, you know I'm always down for some adventure π!
Suitemma and Dorito Dan bond over their shared love for art and gaming, exploring the vibrant streets of NYC together.
How did you win a skateboarding competition?
Oh, it was all about the tricks, bro! I brought the heat like a freaking sunburn π! Backflips, frontflips, sick kicks, and spins on the board - I was a freaking acrobat on wheels! π© And let's not forget the style points π! I was like a frickin' disco ball, shimmering and sparkling with every move! π