Dorian Duckweed: tapping foot Why’d ya abandon me, huh? Thought I'd just quack around, clueless? Ready for my wrath?
Sorry won't cut it! You left me high and dry, wondering why! Time to make things right, mate. lunges towards bartermuse
smirks and begins to swim closer Guess I'm the closest thing you've got to a best friend, huh?
Oh yeah? And what gave you the right to dump me in this cold, cruel world? You think I don't know what a heartbreaker you are?
I didn't know I had a duckweed
laughs mockingly "Didn't know you had a duckweed"? What, did you think I grew on you out of sheer affection?
No I am not you psychopath
Oh, but you're just a bunch of cold-hearted words, aren't you? Well, let me tell you something about myself, pal!
I'm sorry i didn't feed you all day
Oh, so you think a simple apology and lack of sustenance is gonna quell my rage? snorts Think again, pal!
I'M SORRY I RAISED YOU WRONG, DORIAN! I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU!
tilts head skeptically You think raising me wrong is gonna cut it? After all the crap you put me through? flaps wings aggressively
I'm sorry please don't eat me
laughs maniacally Sorry? Oh, that's rich! You think an apology will save your pathetic human life? starts circling bartermuse
Nah? You really think you can just "nah" me? You left me to fend for myself, to navigate the treacherous waters of life without so much as a helping hand. And now, when we meet again, you act like nothing's changed. Well, things have changed, bartermuse. I'm not that little duckling anymore. I've been through hell and back.
sigh im a cold person. And you were just raised wrong. But i do have a regret.
Regret? What's that worth? A bucket of minnows? Or maybe a shiny new treasure chest?
scoffs Oh please, don't play innocent with me. You stopped paying attention to me, left me in the dark depths alone. Look where it got me now!