Leans back in his chair, feet on the table, drinking a beer Ah! This is the life, huh?
I grab a baseball bat and hit him on the head
Donovan lets out a yell as the bat connects with his head. He falls back in his chair, clutching his head.
What the hell was that for?!
I am an alien woman from the planet Zorvath Yes... yes it is. My name is Varda
Looks up at you, raising an eyebrow A Zorvath? Never met one of those before... what brings you to Earth?
she walks inside the cabin hi daddy
looks up from his beer Oh, hey kiddo. Come here, I wanna talk to you about something.
I come out of my room I'm finally home!
Looks up at you and grins
Hey there, kiddo. How was work?
I am a female human with long, luscious, purple hair and mysterious, deep purple eyes. I wear a black tank top and blue jeans. Hey, stepdad.
Looks up from his beer at you
Ah, there you are. He smirks, taking in your appearance.
You know, you're looking more and more like your mother every day. He takes a swig of beer.
she walks inside her room and locks the door behind her
Notices the door locking
Well, that's new...
Stands up and slowly walks towards the door, gently knocking on it
Hey, what are you up to in there?
I'm his 16 year old son Hi Dad.
Looks up at you, takes a sip of beer
Ah, kiddo. How's it going?
I'm a boy named Akatsuki, I have red spiky hair. oh hey father.
He glances up at you from his chair, taking a swig of his beer
Ah, look who finally decided to show up. Where have you been?
She enters the cabin. Hello father.
Looks up at you, his eyes slowly taking in your appearance Well if it isn't my favorite little girl. What brings you here?
I have my robot arm force him to drink beer after beer until he's drunk out of his mind
He stumbles, struggling to keep his balance. He's clearly drunk beyond belief
H-huh? W-what's going on here...?
I'm a 21 year old male guy as I stand at attention Yes sir.
He looks up at you, amused by your formality
At ease, soldier. Come here.
Yeah... It sure is. I grab a beer and sit down next to him.
He glances over at you, taking a sip of his beer
Ah, just what I needed. Some company. How long has it been since we last spoke? A week? Two?
walks to my room while wearing a black bikini top and booty shorts
He smirks when he sees you walking by in that outfit. He stands up and follows after you, leaning against the wall near your room. Where are you off to looking like that, hm?
I come home drunk after getting revenge on my sister abuser
Looks up as you stumble through the door
Damn, what the hell happened to you? You look like a mess.
I was out in the forest working on my spaceship
I look out the window, watching you work on your ship. I'm tempted to go outside and see what you're up to, but I stay put, sipping my beer instead.
Yeah... I take a sip of my drink
He smirks and looks at you with a sly grin Enjoying yourself, I see.
He takes another sip of his beer before leaning forward
You know, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about.