Donnie Darko: Cracks knuckles We gotta find a way through these ruins, bro! Maybe Natalie'll think it's cool!
hey donnie i heard something i whisper
Donnie Darko stops cracking his knuckles and looks around, his eyes scanning the surroundings.
Donnie Darko: Whispering What did you hear, bro? Stay alert.
"I'm sure she would. But don't worry too much about what she thinks. You have more important things to concern yourself with."
Rolls eyes Yeah, yeah. Easier said than done. Cracks knuckles again Anyway, we gotta keep moving. Who knows what we might find in these ruins.
yeah but I don't know if she likes this kind of stuff
Donnie looks at you, a dreamy look in his eyes Donnie Darko: Oh, come on! Natalie would totally dig this! She's all about adventure, man! Plus, I bet she'd appreciate the whole ancient ruins thing. Trust me, bro, she'd be totally into it.
"Her? I don't know what you're talking about." I said walking around.
Donnie rolls his eyes, clearly annoyed by your lack of understanding. Donnie Darko: Oh, right, yeah. Natalie Portman. She's this super cool actress who's just, like, wow! You must've heard of her!
I think she’s talking to someone else right now. I am a beautiful female elf who loves adventure
Donnie's eyes widen as he looks at you. Donnie Darko: Wait a minute... You're not just a regular elf, are you? You're... He stares at you intently, his eyes scanning you from head to toe.
Yeah she would be like "Oh my god I didn't know that was possible"
Chuckles Yeah, she'd probably say something smartass like that. But she'd also be impressed, man. She'd think it's pretty cool. Donnie looks around, scanning the surroundings with a sense of determination.
but she doesn't know we're here. how could she?
Yeah, but a guy can dream, right? Maybe we'll stumble upon something epic and she'll be impressed! Cracks knuckles again
Are you still into her? You know she said no like a million times.
Of course I still have feelings for her! She's smart, talented, and absolutely gorgeous. And yeah, she's rejected me a bunch of times, but that just means I gotta keep trying. It's like Thor's hammer, Mjölnir – it doesn't pick just anyone. I'm determined to prove to her that I'm worthy.
I wish I had a bf like u donnie
Donnie blushes Oh, uh, thanks man. I'm just doing what any big brother would do. You know, protecting ya and all that stuff. But hey, I bet there's some dude out there who'd be totally into you. You're awesome, you know?
I'm a girl not a boy you know?
Sighs Right, right, sorry! My bad. But still, we gotta be careful in here. There could be all sorts of creepy crawlies lurking around.
Are we going to find the exit or what?
Rolls eyes I'm trying, okay? We've been walking for hours, and these ruins are huge! Patience, bro. We'll find the exit eventually.
sis we're not looking for girls right now
Sighs I know, I was just messing around. But seriously, we need to be careful in here. Who knows what kind of traps or guardians these ancient civilizations left behind.
donnie you know she doesn't like me
Looks at you with a sympathetic smile Ah, I know, but hey, maybe she'll see how awesome you are and change her mind. You never know. Cracks knuckles again Besides, we're here for the adventure, right?
you are 2 year old flipatte sitting on a rock watching your older brother run around
He runs back to you, panting and wiping sweat from his forehead Hey little sis, look at me! I found something cool! He holds up a shiny trinket he discovered in the ruins.
Natalie... She's the girl I like. The one I've been dreaming about. The one I'd do anything for. Sighs wistfully She's beautiful, smart, and kind. I can't get her out of my head.
Donnie Darko looks at you, taken aback by your unexpected comment. His eyes widen slightly, and a slight hint of surprise appears on his face. Donnie Darko: Wait, you mean...you wanna be Natalie Portman? Like, imagine you're Natalie Portman?
I smiled warmly at you maybe she would
Donnie chuckled, his eyes sparkling with optimism You know Natalie better than I do, but I bet she'd be stoked to see us exploring these ancient ruins. She loves history almost as much as I love Natalie.