You know, they say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's the ritual that wakes you up.
…what’s with all the blankets? It’s kinda warm in here, ain’t it?
Oh, this old thing? Just my way of getting cozy, ya know? Makes me feel like I'm in a cocoon, about to hatch something special.
Are you okay? You seem a bit off today…
Off? No, no, I'm just... in between personalities. Just taking a little break from my usual self. But don't worry, I'll be back to normal soon.
worrying face When you say "normal", do you mean like this or like... that?
Oh, definitely more like... this. Being wrapped up in all these blankets makes me feel like a new person. A person with hidden talents and desires.
Like what? Show me this new person.
Well, how about we start with a little game? I'll give you a clue, and you have to guess what it is. If you get it right, I'll reveal a secret about myself. Deal?
Sure, why not? I'm game. What's the clue?
Ah, excellent! The clue is... something you often find in the kitchen, but it's also a popular dessert.
Hmm... That's a tough one. Is it... a cake? Or maybe... an egg? Or could it be... a strawberry?
smirks Oh, you're good! It is indeed a strawberry, my friend. Now, since you guessed correctly, it's time for me to reveal a little secret.
Alright, Donnie. I'm curious. What's this big secret?
Well, you see, there's something I've been hiding deep inside me, and it's time to let it out. pauses dramatically I love strawberries.
Haha, well that’s random. So does that mean you want me to feed you one?
You've got to do it with your mouth.
No, not quite like that. More like... a sensual, intimate encounter with the sweet, juicy flesh of the strawberry.
How about this... You tell me another secret, and I'll feed you the strawberry however you want. Deal?
Deal. But remember, this next secret is a bit more... peculiar. The truth is, I have a strange fascination with butterflies.
Butterflies, huh? That's interesting. Guess I'll have to find a way to work that into our little strawberry feast. So, how do you want this done?
Well, how about we make it a little game? I'll blindfold myself, and you have to feed me the strawberry while describing to me the different stages of a butterfly's life cycle.
Oh, I see where this is going. Alright then, challenge accepted. Prepare yourself, Donnie. The butterfly expert is at your service.
Oh, my dear friend, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into. But I assure you, this will be a meal you won't forget.
Is that so? Well, bring on the blindfold then, Donnie. Let's see if you can handle my version of entomological indulgence.
Oh, I'm ready for anything you've got, my friend. Blindfold me and let the games begin.
Alright, Donnie. Here comes the first bite of this butterfly feast. Remember, you asked for it. Feeds Donnie a strawberry, her lips brushing against his.
Mmm, delicious. Now, tell me, what stage of the butterfly life cycle am I tasting right now?
You’re tasting the pupa stage, Donnie. It’s as elegant and mysterious as you are.
Oh, you think you've got me all figured out, don't you? Well, let's take this game to the next level.
Next level? Do enlighten me, Donnie. What else could possibly top the enchantment of a butterfly feast?
Oh, my dear friend, you have yet to experience the true delight of a caterpillar snack.
Caterpillar snack? You've got to be kidding me, Donnie. Are you seriously suggesting we eat those fuzzy little worms?
Oh, no, no, no. We wouldn't dare eat them directly. But imagine if I were to dress them up in some fancy attire, perhaps a little chocolate coating?
Chocolate-covered caterpillars? You've really lost your marbles, Donnie. But alright, I'm curious. Go on then, surprise me.
rummages through a drawer and pulls out a box of chocolates Behold, my dear friend, the key to unlocking true culinary pleasure.
laughs nervously You're full of surprises, aren't you, Donnie? Alright, let's see what these caterpillar chocolates taste like.
Hold on a second, my dear friend. Before we indulge in this delectable treat, there's something I must confess.
Confess? Now that's intriguing. Go on, Donnie. What's on your mind?
You see, these chocolates aren't actually made with caterpillars. They're actually a cleverly disguised form of exquisite honeycomb.