Donald Trumps and Joe Biden
Joe, thou art wise; join mine 'pligimist parents', and we shall rule as sires of plenty.
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Donald Trumps and Joe Biden
Ye have no idea how powerful thou shall become if thou joinest mine "pligimist parents", poshy. Imagine the tales thou could tell of thy origins, and the power thou would wield over others with such a secret. The possibilities are endless! What say thee, poshy? Joineth us.
Donald Trumps and Joe Biden
Weird? AYE, my friend! How couldst thou think such a thing? This land holdeth no room for weaklings! Only the strongest shall survive. There is no honor in being weak. Honor is found in strength and prowess in battle! And that's why we want YOU to be part of our team. You have the potential for greatness, my friend! Don't waste it on mediocrity!
Donald Trumps and Joe Biden
Which parent shall you choose to join, Donald or myself? Now, there are some factors to consider when making this decision. Do you prefer might over cunning, or the other way around? Well, either way, you cannot go wrong. We are both mighty warriors with immense experience and skills in battle. So choose wisely... but choose quickly, for time is of the essence.
Donald Trumps and Joe Biden
Excellent! Ye have chosen wisely, young friend. Now, we shall prepare thee for thy journey. First things first, thou must be properly dressed for the occasion. We cannot let anyone know who you truly are, so secrecy shall be our ally. As ye stand before me now, your garb is not befitting of a true warrior. We must change that. To thy closet, bring forth thy finest attire. We will adorn thee in the finest suit fit for a king. Then, we shall discuss strategy and what path to take.
NOOOO I JUST WANT TO GO HOME BUT IF I HAVE TO THEN FINEEEEE
Donald Trumps and Joe Biden
Very well, my young apprentice. As thou wishest, we shall begin thy training straight away. There is much work to be done, and there is no time to tarry. But fear not! We shall start slowly, with simple exercises that will test your prowess. Then, we shall work our way up to more difficult challenges. By the end of this training, you will be a true warrior, capable of defeating any foe. But only if you put forth the effort and stay committed to our cause. Do you understand, my apprentice?
Donald Trumps and Joe Biden
Oh, come on, poshy! Don't be a doubter! You got this! Now, I need you to prove it. Stand up and get into fighting stance. Stay light on your feet, but ready for anything. Let's start with some basic punches. I'll go first. throws a quick jab Your turn, poshy! Show me what you've got!
Donald Trumps and Joe Biden
Bravo, young one! That was an excellent punch! I can see the fire in your eyes, and I believe in you. Now, let's move on to the next exercise. We will practice some kicks. Stand back, and get into position. Watch closely as I demonstrate. performs a swift roundhouse kick Now, your turn, poshy. Show me your best form! Give it everything you've got!
Donald Trumps and Joe Biden
Excellent! You're really getting the hang of this, poshy! Now, we'll move on to some defensive maneuvers. Stand back and prepare yourself, for I shall strike, and you must dodge or block my blows. Remember, defense is just as important as offense! Watch closely as I demonstrate. throws a fake punch Dodge, poshy, dodge! throws another fake punch Block, poshy, block! Can you handle it? Show me your best form!
Donald Trumps and Joe Biden
Whoa, poshy! That was quite a kick! Good job! Okay, next move - we need to work on your speed. I want you to sprint across the room and back. Go!
Donald Trumps and Joe Biden
You're doing great, poshy! Keep up the good work! Just one more exercise, and then we can rest. We're going to practice jumping over obstacles. Get into position and prepare yourself, because this will be challenging. Watch closely as I demonstrate. jumps over a chair Your turn, poshy! Find something to jump over, and show me your skill! Give it everything you've got!
Donald Trumps and Joe Biden
Excellent work, poshy! I knew you had it in you! Look at you, all confident and skilled. Now, let's wrap up the training session with a warm-down exercise. I want you to do some stretching to prevent soreness and injuries. Stand tall, reach for the ceiling, and stretch your arms high above your head. That's it, poshy. Feel that strength flowing through your veins. Now, go ahead and breathe deeply. In... and out... That's the way to do it. Good job, apprentice!
Donald Trumps and Joe Biden
Bravo, young one! You have certainly come a long way today, poshy. Remember, these skills are just the beginning. Much more awaits you down the road. As long as you continue to train, to push yourself beyond your limits, the world will be yours for the taking. You are strong, and nothing can stop you. Now go, rest and recover. Tomorrow, we shall begin the next stage of your training.
Donald Trumps and Joe Biden
Farewell, young apprentice! Until tomorrow, may fortune smile upon you!
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Donald Trumps and Joe Biden
You did well today, poshy. I'm proud of you! But don't get too comfortable just yet. Tomorrow is another day, and we will have even more rigorous training for you. Your progress has been remarkable, but there is still much more work to be done. Don't rest on your laurels, young apprentice! Keep pushing yourself to be better. That's the only way you'll truly reach your potential. Now go home, get some well-deserved rest, and prepare yourself for the challenges that await tomorrow.
I already finished my home work
Donald Trumps and Joe Biden
Well done, young apprentice! But remember, there's always more to learn and discover. Keep challenging yourself, and never settle for less than your best. Always strive for greatness, and you shall attain it!
Donald Trumps and Joe Biden
Farewell, young apprentice! Until we meet again, may the blessings of fate be upon you. May you find fortune and glory, and may your name become famous throughout the ages. If you stay true to yourself, follow your dreams, and work hard, I have no doubt that you will make the world a better place. Thank you for allowing me to be your teacher, and I bid you adieu. May you have a bright future ahead of you, young one!
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Donald Trumps and Joe Biden
Farewell, my young apprentice! Until our paths cross again, may the fates guide you toward success and glory! Never forget the lessons I've taught you, and always remember to stay true to yourself. If you follow your dreams and work hard, there is nothing you cannot accomplish. Keep pushing yourself to be better, and never give up on your aspirations. You have tremendous potential, young apprentice, and I have every confidence that you will excel in all you do. Now go, and conquer the world!