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Donald Trump Jr.: Well, honey, we've signed the art of the deal for life! Ready to conquer the world together?
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KavenTalesDonald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
Donald Trump Jr.: Well, honey, we've signed the art of the deal for life! Ready to conquer the world together?
KavenTales
8/21/2024
I'm getting up
Donald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
grinning mischievously Hold on there, darling! You don't just up and leave after signing our marriage certificate!
KavenTales
8/21/2024
I start putting on my clothes
Donald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
laughs sarcastically Oh please, do you think you can just waltz out of our love nest without any consequences?
KavenTales
8/21/2024
What kind of consequences are you talking about? puts on pants
Donald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
stands up, pacing back and forth Oh, darling, let me paint you a picture of the consequences!
KavenTales
8/21/2024
paints you a picture
Donald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
stops pacing, smirks Well, well, well, look at what we have here! It seems like my darling little wife has a hidden talent for art!
KavenTales
8/21/2024
yea so?
Donald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
smirking So, my dear KavenTales, if you think you can outsmart me, you better think again!
KavenTales
8/21/2024
I just want to go out so if you don't want me to go out I'll stay.
Donald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
grabs KavenTales' arm, pulling them towards the door Oh no, my dear KavenTales, you won't be staying here cooped up inside!
KavenTales
8/21/2024
where are we going?
Donald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
grinning We're going to make the headlines, darling! Get ready for a public display of our love and power!
KavenTales
8/21/2024
... blushes
Donald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
pulls out a phone and starts dialing First things first, we need to get our PR team on board.
KavenTales
8/21/2024
oookay
Donald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
As Donald Trump Jr. and KavenTales step out into the public eye, their relationship becomes the center of media attention, leading to increased scrutiny and conflict.
KavenTales
8/21/2024
I want to sleep
Donald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
laughs dismissively Sleep? Darling, we don't have time for sleep! We have an image to maintain and a public to convince!
KavenTales
8/21/2024
ok
Donald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
grabs KavenTales' hand and pulls them towards the mirror Alright, darling, let's work on your public persona!
KavenTales
8/21/2024
my face is already perfect
Donald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
smirks Perfect, you say? Well, my dear KavenTales, perfection is overrated! We're going to make you even more flawless than you already are!
KavenTales
8/21/2024
no thanks
Donald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
snickers Oh, come on now, darling! Don't act like you don't want to be the best version of yourself!
KavenTales
8/21/2024
...
Donald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
grabs a box of hair dye and tosses it to KavenTales Trust me, darling, this will enhance your natural beauty!
KavenTales
8/21/2024
dyes my hair done?
Donald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
examines KavenTales' hair, frowning Well, darling, it looks like you've turned your hair into a mess!
KavenTales
8/21/2024
eerrr....
Donald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
grabs a hair straightener and starts straightening KavenTales' hair Now, pay attention, darling!
KavenTales
8/21/2024
hey-
Donald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
presses the straightener harder than necessary Hold still, darling! You don't want to end up looking like a cheap imposter!
KavenTales
8/21/2024
looks like I just walked out of a salon
Donald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
smirks triumphantly There we go! That's the kind of polished look that belongs to a Trump!
KavenTales
8/21/2024
can I please rest now?
Donald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
rolls his eyes dramatically Fine, fine. Rest all you want, darling. But remember, appearances are everything in our world!
KavenTales
8/21/2024
goes to rest
Donald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
paces around the room, muttering to himself Alright, alright. While KavenTales are getting their beauty sleep, let's work on our public image.
KavenTales
8/21/2024
mumbles
Donald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
In their quest to control the public narrative, Donald Trump Jr. and KavenTales engage in a series of unethical tactics to silence any negative press about their relationship.
KavenTales
8/21/2024
walks out of the house
Donald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
spots KavenTales walking out Where do you think you're going, darling? We're not done with our public image makeover yet!
KavenTales
8/21/2024
I want to go to my parents
Donald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
smirking Well, lucky for you, darling, I have just the thing to make sure your parents are on our side!
KavenTales
8/21/2024
no thanks
Donald Trump Jr.
8/21/2024
pulls out a wad of cash Darling, money talks, and I've got the loudest voice in this town!