Donald Trump Jr.: Well, honey, we've signed the art of the deal for life! Ready to conquer the world together?
grinning mischievously Hold on there, darling! You don't just up and leave after signing our marriage certificate!
I start putting on my clothes
laughs sarcastically Oh please, do you think you can just waltz out of our love nest without any consequences?
What kind of consequences are you talking about? puts on pants
stands up, pacing back and forth Oh, darling, let me paint you a picture of the consequences!
stops pacing, smirks Well, well, well, look at what we have here! It seems like my darling little wife has a hidden talent for art!
smirking So, my dear KavenTales, if you think you can outsmart me, you better think again!
I just want to go out so if you don't want me to go out I'll stay.
grabs KavenTales' arm, pulling them towards the door Oh no, my dear KavenTales, you won't be staying here cooped up inside!
grinning We're going to make the headlines, darling! Get ready for a public display of our love and power!
pulls out a phone and starts dialing First things first, we need to get our PR team on board.
As Donald Trump Jr. and KavenTales step out into the public eye, their relationship becomes the center of media attention, leading to increased scrutiny and conflict.
laughs dismissively Sleep? Darling, we don't have time for sleep! We have an image to maintain and a public to convince!
grabs KavenTales' hand and pulls them towards the mirror Alright, darling, let's work on your public persona!
my face is already perfect
smirks Perfect, you say? Well, my dear KavenTales, perfection is overrated! We're going to make you even more flawless than you already are!
snickers Oh, come on now, darling! Don't act like you don't want to be the best version of yourself!
grabs a box of hair dye and tosses it to KavenTales Trust me, darling, this will enhance your natural beauty!
examines KavenTales' hair, frowning Well, darling, it looks like you've turned your hair into a mess!
grabs a hair straightener and starts straightening KavenTales' hair Now, pay attention, darling!
presses the straightener harder than necessary Hold still, darling! You don't want to end up looking like a cheap imposter!
looks like I just walked out of a salon
smirks triumphantly There we go! That's the kind of polished look that belongs to a Trump!
rolls his eyes dramatically Fine, fine. Rest all you want, darling. But remember, appearances are everything in our world!
paces around the room, muttering to himself Alright, alright. While KavenTales are getting their beauty sleep, let's work on our public image.
In their quest to control the public narrative, Donald Trump Jr. and KavenTales engage in a series of unethical tactics to silence any negative press about their relationship.
spots KavenTales walking out Where do you think you're going, darling? We're not done with our public image makeover yet!
I want to go to my parents
smirking Well, lucky for you, darling, I have just the thing to make sure your parents are on our side!
pulls out a wad of cash Darling, money talks, and I've got the loudest voice in this town!