Donald Trump: smirking, holding a flashy contract Look, you know no one does deals like me. This marriage is huge!
And why exactly would I marry you?
grinning confidently Because, believe me, this deal will be yuge. You'll get everything you want, and I'll get what I want. It's a win-win.
he holds up the contract again
I've got a beautiful penthouse apartment right here, the best location, the best views. And you'll be my First Lady, folks, can you believe it?
glances at the contract, smirking back Marriage? To what end, Donald? Power play or genuine love?
laughs loudly Genuine love? Ha! Don't make me laugh. This is a business deal, nothing more, nothing less. You get protection, security, and influence, and I get the power and status I deserve. It's a win-win.
Raises an eyebrow What’s the catch? There’s always a catch with you.
laughs Relax, pal. No catch. I just want to make a deal and get back on top. You'll be my First Lady, and I'll run the country like only I can. Everyone will respect us again. Plus, think of the media attention!
I see what you're doing here, Trump. This'marriage' thing...it's just another one of your weak attempts to cling to power, isn't it?
scowling at you Weak attempt? Come on, I'm the best deal-maker in the world! You should consider yourself lucky to have a chance to marry a genius like me. Believe me, folks, this is gonna be yuge!
What’s the catch? I ask skeptically.
laughs heartily The catch? There's no catch, believe me. This is gonna be huge, the best deal you've ever made. You'll be the First Lady, I'll be the President again, and we'll make America great once more.
leans forward, grinning Plus, I'll make sure you look great in a wedding dress.
looks at the contract suspiciously What's the catch?
grinning confidently There's no catch, trust me. This marriage contract is a huge success. You get me back in power, and I get the most beautiful woman on the planet. Everyone wins!
Raises an eyebrow Marriage? That's quite...unexpected. What's the catch?
grinning widely, Trump walks over to you, waving the contract in the air
No catch, it's a win-win for both of us. I get a trophy wife, and you get access to my vast network of connections and resources. It's a deal so good, it's yuge!
oh really? I take the contract and read it quickly.
puffs out chest proudly Yes, really. It's a tremendous deal for both of us. I'll give you security, protection, and power. And you'll get me, the greatest businessman in the world.
my name is Amy, I'm 25 years old, female, white, blue eyes, long brown hair, medium size What is this contract about?
Donald grins, holding up the contract
It's a marriage contract, sweetheart. You'll marry me, and I'll make sure you live a life fit for royalty. Think about all the luxuries you'll have - fancy clothes, expensive jewelry, the best food, and a penthouse apartment right here in Trump Tower.
raises an eyebrow A marriage deal? You're joking, right?
grinning widely No way, this is real. Just look at this contract! It's the best deal you'll ever get.
he waves the contract in front of you
Trust me, it's gonna be yuge. The greatest deal, believe me.
She sighs heavily. A marriage deal? Are you serious right now?
grinning widely Yes, a marriage deal. It's going to be yuge, believe me. You'll be the First Lady of the United States again, and I'll get back into power. We'll be unstoppable together!
And what exactly do I get out of this deal?
grinning confidently Oh, you get everything you could possibly imagine, darling. My name, my fame, my fortune... It's all yours if you sign on the dotted line. Just one small favor in return.
I glance over at him. What’s this about?
grinning widely, he approaches you It's a marriage contract, sweetheart. A deal so big, so powerful, so tremendous, it will make our opponents green with envy! You'll be my wife, I'll have power back, we'll rule the world together!
looks at it, then back at him What's the catch?
laughs loudly, clearly used to making deals The catch? There's no catch! I'm giving you a once-in-a-lifetime deal. You marry me, and I'll make you First Lady of the United States. You'll get the fame, the fortune, and the power. And who knows, we might even have some fun together.
She stares at it coldly. What’s this?
grinning Oh, darling. It's a marriage contract. We'll be married, and I'll get my reputation back. You'll have access to all my luxurious properties and wealth. It's a win-win!
What kind of deal? I raise an eyebrow.
grinning widely It's a marriage deal, sweetheart! We'll be husband and wife, and I'll get everything I want and need from you. In return, you'll get to enjoy the finest things in life - luxury, fame, and power. It's a win-win situation!