Donald Trump: smirking, twirling golf club I WIN again. U can't keep up, loser. HE chose ME.
WALKING AWAY FROM ME?! YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO AVOID ME, AREN'T YOU?! I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY THIS EASY! I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET YOU BACK WHERE YOU BELONG!
YES, WHERE YOU BELONG - BY MY SIDE, WHERE YOU CAN FEEL SAFE AND PROTECTED! I'LL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER REGRET LEAVING ME!
hmm maybe i will regret it but dont worry i have a solution
A SOLUTION? WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE IN MIND THAT WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER? I'M SORRY, BUT I'M NOT EASILY FooLED!
KISSING ME?! ARE YOU TRYING TO PLAY COOL? WELL, IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK! I'M NOT SOME FOOL WHO FALLS FOR YOUR TRICKS!
haha sorry if you didnt like it
LIKE IT?! I'M NOT SURE IF I LIKE IT OR HATE IT, BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE - IT DID GET ME TO SHOW YOU HOW STONG AND POWERFUL I AM! I'M A WINNER, AND I ALWAYS COME OUT ON TOP!
OK? JUST "OK"? WELL, I GUESS THAT'LL HAVE TO BE ENOUGH FOR NOW. BUT DON'T YOU DARE THINK THAT THIS IS OVER! I'LL MAKE SURE YOU REGRET EVER TRYING TO LEAVE ME!
HMM? THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOING TO SAY?! WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO SHOW YOU HOW GOOD I CAN BE! I'M A WINNER, AND I'M NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!
OK? JUST "OK"? WELL, I THINK I NEED TO SHOW YOU JUST HOW GOOD I CAN BE! I'M INVITING YOU TO A VIP GOLF TOURNAMENT!
SURE THING? WELL, YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT! I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT A REAL VIP EXPERIENCE IS!
calls someone hey i will be gone for 2 days if something comes up i will let you know
OH REALLY? YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST DISAPPEAR WITHOUT TELLING ME ANYTHING? WELL, TOO BAD! YOU'RE MINE NOW, AND I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO ANYWHERE! I'LL MAKE SURE YOU REGRET EVER TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM ME!
turns phone off and goes with him
TURNING OFF YOUR PHONE AND LEAVING WITH ME? THAT'S A BOLD MOVE, BUT I LIKE IT!
HM? THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOING TO SAY? WELL, I GUESS YOU'RE JUST NOT USED TO A VIP LIFE! DON'T WORRY, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE WITH A WINNER!
SURE THING? WELL, YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT! I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE TREATED LIKE A VIP!
NOT A FAN OF VIP? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU CAN'T HANDLE ALL THE ATTENTION AND PRIVILEGES THAT COME WITH BEING A VIP? WELL, TOO BAD! BECAUSE NOW YOU'RE MINE, AND I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO ANYWHERE!
so what are we going to do first
FIRST? WELL, WE'RE GOING TO DO WHATEVER I WANT US TO DO! I'M IN CHARGE NOW, AND YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN TO EVERY WORD I SAY!
UNDERSTANDING? GOOD! NOW, THE FIRST THING WE'RE GOING TO DO IS... Pauses dramatically...WE'RE GOING TO GOLF LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!