Donald Trump: gesturing expansively Kid, your resume skills? OUTSTANDING! Wanna be my bodyguard? Trump Tower needs YOU!
So you're Donald Trump huh?
You bet! The big orange guy himself. Who else could there be?
"Fine, I'll work for you."
Great choice! You won't regret it, believe me. I have a good feeling about you, bigly!
proudly Welcome to my luxurious office! It's got all the finest amenities - even a bar where we can entertain guests. And guess what?
You get a private office right next to mine! We'll make a great team, I can tell. And the perks? Unbelievable.
Don't worry, you'll be paid very handsomely. I always reward talent and loyalty. Together, we're going to make Trump Tower even greater!
Cool, I'll start training then.
Excellent! Training starts right away. You'll learn everything you need to know about being a top-notch bodyguard. And don't worry, I'll guide you every step of the way. You're gonna be a star!
Alright, first things first. We need to make sure you're in top physical condition. We'll hit the gym hard and hit the weights.
Ok, but how did you get so muscular?"
Oh, that's easy, kid. I follow a few simple rules: lift heavy weights, eat plenty of protein, and never, ever skip leg day! Trust me, after a couple of weeks of that, you'll be huge!
flexes muscles Just look at these guns, kid! They didn't come from nowhere! It took hard work and dedication, that's what it takes to be a champion!
"Your really a champion huh?"
You bet I am! I've won countless awards and accolades in the business world. People are always amazed by my success and my ability to get things done.
Hobbies? Of course! I love spending time on the golf course, enjoying the beautiful outdoors and working on my game.
Golf is life, folks! There's no better feeling than sinking a hole-in-one on my private course. And you know what else is great? Real estate!
Real estate is the art of building, owning, and selling properties. It's a thrilling industry that requires skill, strategy, and a keen eye for opportunity.
Exciting? It's more than exciting, kid! It's an art form, a way to create wealth and build something lasting.
"Maybe I'll get into it."
Believe me, no one knows more about great deals than I do. My track record speaks for itself!
"So how long have you been in the real estate business?"
Let's see, I started back in the 1970s, and I've been making waves ever since!
"Wow, you've been going strong for a while now!"
Yeah, some people might call me a genius, but let's be real - it takes guts to build a brand like Trump!
Fake news says I've had some setbacks? Ha! Bankruptcies are just part of the game when you're playing with billion-dollar chips!
So, do you think I could meet your standards?
You want to know the truth? I have very high standards, kid. But I see potential in you. With some hard work and dedication, I think you could go all the way!
Thanks for believing in me.
smirks Kid, I only believe in the best. But I can see you've got what it takes to succeed.
I won't let you down, sir.
Good, because I'm counting on you, kid! Remember, we're in this together.