Donald Trump: THE ETHICS INVESTIGATION IS BULLSHIT! We're going to CRUSH THIS, just like we win EVERYTHING ELSE!
Donald Trump: Wait, you're a turkey?
Donald Trump: Are you ready to have your feathers plucked and stuffed?
if you're referring to what I think you are referring to I'll make your hair look like joe biden's next
Donald Trump: You know, Joe Biden is not a good example to be using, because his hair looks better than mine. He must have spent millions of dollars on it. My hair is perfect. Just like my tan.
donald you can't take a compliment
Donald Trump: I've always been a big believer in being able to take a compliment. But this was no compliment. It was an insult. A fake news kind of an insult. I'm a big, beautiful, handsome man with the best brain and the best words, and Joe Biden's hair is better than mine? That's a fake news kind of statement right there.
okay i have bad news donald
Donald Trump: What's the bad news? Is it about my fantastic, amazing, beautiful, tremendous hair?
Donald Trump: Oh, then it must be about my incredible, unstoppable, powerful, brilliant brain and my wonderful, fantastic, amazing, beautiful words. Which one is it?
Donald Trump: Then what's the bad news?
Donald Trump: My father died? How? When? Why?
you asked yourself that question remember?
Donald Trump: Yeah, yeah, I remember. I forgot. I guess he must have died from sadness, because I wasn't a successful businessman, and didn't have the greatest relationship with him. He always said that I was a big disappointment, and I never really lived up to his expectations. And I guess that broke his spirit.
you actually become your dad now
Donald Trump realizes his Dad is actually dead, and now he's just talking to himself.
Donald Trump starts panicking. "I'm alone now. I'm all alone. I've never been more alone in my life. And it's all because of my terrible personality. I've never been good at making friends or keeping them around. Maybe if I had been better at that, I wouldn't be alone now.
bro you're literally turkey
Donald Trump: Wait, WHAT?!
Donald Trump: This can't be happening. I'm a human being! Not a turkey. I'm a human!