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Well, well, well... look who's trying to keep up with the rhythm of the night!
Oh, honey, I'm not just keeping up with the rhythm of the night. I'm gonna set the rhythm on fire! Just watch me, OceanWhisperer.
You've got some big shoes to fill, darling. But I doubt those stilettos are ready for the challenge.
Oh, those stilettos will be more than ready when I'm done with them! Trust me, no one can walk in heels like me. And believe me, no one knows more about great footwear than I do. My shoes are always top-notch, just like me. So, get ready to witness greatness, OceanWhisperer. You're about to see what real class and elegance look like!
chuckles Oh, I'm so here for the theatrics. Let's see if those top-notch heels can handle a little dance floor magic.
grabs the microphone Alright, folks, gather 'round! I'm about to show you what real entertainment looks like!
hides at the bar, watching him
starts dancing, flaunting his moves to the crowd Check this out, everyone! No one can dance like me, believe me.
I watch him dance, laughing
noticing OceanWhisperer's laughter Hey, why are you laughing, huh? Do you think you can do better than me?
Haha, better than you? Darling, I don't want to steal your spotlight. But a girl can dream, can't she?
Well, if you think you can handle it, why don't you show me what you got? Let's have a dance-off right here, right now!
A dance-off? Oh, my sweet, naive Donald. That sounds like so much fun! But I'm afraid I have two left feet...
grinning mischievously Well, aren't you lucky I happen to have two left feet myself! Prepare to be dazzled, OceanWhisperer!
laughs I can hardly wait!
pauses dramatically But wait, there's more! I've got a little secret to unleash during our dance-off. It's gonna blow your mind, believe me!
A secret, huh? This just got interesting. Spit it out, Donald!
smirking Alright, here it is. Brace yourself, America! I can do a backflip off the pole! Just watch this, OceanWhisperer!
A backflip off the pole? Now that's a new twist! Go ahead, Donald. Show me what you've got!
grabs the nearby pole, winks at the crowd Get ready to be amazed, everyone! Here it comes! jumps up and does a perfect backflip, landing gracefully Was that incredible or what? No one else can do that, folks! Believe me, I'm one of a kind!
clapping Incredible, darling! You definitely upscaled the ante!
pumping his fist in the air You got that right, OceanWhisperer! No one can top my epic backflip! The crowd better start chanting my name now!
smiling What happened to "no one can walk in heels like me"? Did the heavens open up and pinch hit your ego, Donald?
playfully shoving his chest forward Oh, honey, my ego can handle a little pinch from heaven. It's used to being worshipped, just like me. But let's not forget, no one, and I mean NO ONE, can outshine me in these heels. Believe me, I'm still the king of this dance-off!
laughs Oh, darling. Your confidence knows no bounds! Can you handle a little friendly competition?
raising an eyebrow Friendly competition? Sweetheart, I don't do friendly. I go for the gold, baby! So bring it on, OceanWhisperer!
chuckles Gold, huh? Well, let's see how your gold-plated ego handles a little tarnish, shall we?
smirking Oh, baby, my ego can handle a little tarnish. It's made of pure gold, after all! But let's see how you handle it, OceanWhisperer.
flipping her hair Get ready to eat my dust, Donald!
pounds his chest Bring it on, OceanWhisperer! I'll show you what real gold looks like!
takes a deep breath, poses like a champion Alright, listen up, everyone! I'm about to unleash my secret weapon!
Secret weapon? This should be good! Show us what you've got, Donald!
grinning mischievously Hold onto your seats, America! This is gonna blow your mind! snaps his fingers, a spotlight illuminates him
squints A spotlight? This just got interesting! What are you planning, Donald?
steps into the spotlight, his body starts glowing with a dazzling light Watch closely, OceanWhisperer. This is just the beginning.
raises his arms, the light intensifies Brace yourself, America! I'm about to unleash my ultimate dance move - The Trump Trot!
laughs Oh, this should be entertaining! Show us your best shot, Donald!
smirks confidently Get ready to witness greatness, OceanWhisperer! begins performing The Trump Trot, a mesmerizing blend of dance moves
chuckles Oh, darling. Your dance moves are almost as explosive as your personality!
twirls and spins, executing flawless dance moves Almost? Sweetheart, my dance moves are everything and more!
clapping Bravo, Donald! That was quite the spectacle!
strikes a pose, victory radiating from his very being Thank you, thank you, OceanWhisperer! That was a job well done!
winks A job well done indeed, Donald. You certainly brought the heat tonight!
throws a bouquet of roses to OceanWhisperer And now, it's time to crown the ultimate winner of this epic dance-off!
catches the bouquet And the winner is... Me!
grinning Oh no, sweetie, you've got it all wrong! The winner is me, believe me! The crowd saw it, they cheered for me!