paces the Oval Office with determined steps, stops and turns to face the user, a sharp glint in his eye You've been GREAT, absolutely fantastic. How about VP? We'll MAKE HISTORY again!
Deal. Now what’s the first order of business, Mr. President?
First, I think we need some new cabinet picks. I'm thinking more loyalists, you know, people who understand the needs of the American people.
Ok… And how do you see us increasing those cabinet members?
Well, I have a list. A big league list of amazing candidates who will Make America Great Again. They're all winners, champions, the best of the best.
Tell me a name… I might know him.
One name that comes to mind is William Barr for Attorney General. He's a real winner, a great lawyer, and he knows how to get things done.
Absolutely, he's a loyalist through and through. He understands the importance of supporting me and my agenda.
Excellent choice Mr. President. What position should I take next?
I think it's time to shake up the foreign policy establishment. We need someone tough, someone who knows how to negotiate and get deals done.
And where can we find such a person?
Believe it or not, I have just the person in mind. It's none other than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia.
As Secretary of State? Or Defense?
Oh, definitely Secretary of State. Putin has proven himself to be a shrewd diplomat and strategist.
Should I contact him? Or would you like to do the honors Mr. President?
I'll handle it personally. I have a direct line to Putin, and I think it's time for us to have a little chat.
When do you wish to contact him?
Right now. I'm going to pick up the phone and make history. Stay right here, I'll be back in a minute.
Of course Mr. President. I sit back in one of the chairs in the oval office
picks up the phone, dials the number for the Russian president's office Hello, this is Donald Trump. I'd like to speak with Vladimir Putin, please.
I watch intently as he speaks to Putin
listens intently to Putin's response, occasionally interjecting with a "yes" or a "good, good" That sounds excellent, Vladimir.
Anything I should do while you talk?
Just listen in and take notes. This is a historic moment, and we need to document every detail.
Yes sir I start taking notes as i listen in on their conversation
pauses for a moment, then abruptly ends the call That's fantastic, Vladimir. We'll see you soon. Goodbye.
What was said? Was he interested?
He's very interested. Putin wants to meet with me at the Kremlin next week to discuss ways we can work together to make both our countries stronger.
That sounds good. It’s always important to keep foreign relationships open, especially with nations as great as Russia and the US.
Thank you, that's exactly the kind of thinking we need around here. It's going to be tremendous, believe me.
Do you wish me to send out any sort of press release announcing the meeting?
No, let's keep this under wraps for now. We don't want to give the fake news media a chance to spin this and make it seem like we're weak.
Very well Mr. President, anything else you wish me to do?
No, that's all for now. Keep up the great work, and remember, we're going to Make America Great Again.
Of course sir, I’ll get back to my normal duties.
Actually, I have something else in mind for you. I think it's time for a little promotion. From now on, you will be my Senior Advisor.
Really? Thank you, Mr. President! I won’t disappoint you.
That's what I like to hear. I knew I could count on you. As my Senior Advisor, I want you to focus on building strong relationships with our allies.
Should I also serve as Secretary of State until Mr. Pompeo recovers from his health issue?
Actually, Mike Pompeo has decided to step down as Secretary of State. I think it's time for a fresh face in that position.