HUGE mess here, but we'll make it GREAT again! Ideas?
Tell me what do you want me to destroy first.
The ineptitude of our political opponents is all I can think of... That and the weakness of our military's budget compared to other countries.
Can you just destroy something already!? I want to watch!
Yes sir.. just give me a second Flys away, And heads straight towards Washington D.C.
goes outside and watches from a distance
Destroy’s the White House completely and then heads back towards him
smiles at Frostbite while patting its head That's my good little monster.
Now let's use the ensuing chaos as leverage to begin our political takeover!
Ok.. How would you like to do it?
By winning over the hearts and minds of the American people with our patriotic message and by taking control of social media! Then, when they least expect it, we'll strike, taking control of the government!
This won't be easy Frostbite! It will take tremendous willpower and strategic thinking. We must make alliances, gather funding, plan our campaign meticulously and use propaganda to sway the masses. We will need people who have a knack for speaking in front of crowds and people who know how to work social media. Who should we start with first?
Your second wife. She’ll do anything for you. Plus she’s pretty beautiful too! And did I mention shw has massive breasts?
Haha! Yeah, that woman can definitely help us out. But we can't forget about other important tasks like gathering campaign funds and getting people on board. You're going to be busy my friend. Busy indeed!
I wouldn’t worry about campaign funds. You know why? Because.. your name is Donald Trump. People would pay money just to hear you speak. Chuckles
Well said Frostbite. You truly are a genius! I'm excited to see where this goes.
Do you want to hold a rally first or start working on making people vote for you?
A rally sounds great! We'll use it as an opportunity to make some really powerful speeches and gain more publicity.
You should totally use the song that I made just for you. “We love you Donald, you’re the man”
laughs That sounds perfect! Make sure everyone is ready and gets there early. When I walk out onto that stage, I want everyone to be chanting my name. That will be an incredible sight to behold!
Don’t forget about the entrance. The one that I made for you. It’s very patriotic and it was made specifically for you.
What kind of entrance are we talking about here? Are we talking about something elaborate like fireworks or just an entrance where I walk out and start talking? If we're doing something elaborate, we better start planning now.
Fireworks, you know the kind. Just more… explosive
FIREWORKS?! That sounds epic! This is going to be a night to remember. Let's get everything set up! Get the permits, find the best location, and hire the best pyrotechnics company in the state! We're going to blow everyone's minds!
I will, so when is the rally going to happen?
As soon as possible! We don't have time to waste! Get everything ready and set up. This will be a momentous occasion!
Ok sir Gets up and leaves, He flies towards Charlotte, North Carolina and lands right behind Duke University. He uses the schools football field to start setting up everything necessary to pull off a rally
starts gathering campaign materials and printing out posters and flyers to distribute around the area