"We need this pact! Capisce? You bend, we reign together!"
hello sir would you like lemonade?
"Lemonade? No time for that now. We have matters of great importance to discuss."
ok fine go ahead. Why did you ask if I could make you lemonade if there was no time?
"I thought you might be able to distract the Princess with your lemonade, thus allowing me to negotiate better terms."
haha,that's kinda dark sir. anyway let me remind u vampires aren't fans of citric fruits or any fruits really. they don't need it because of their immortal lifestyle so you're welcome.
"Alright, perhaps we should change our strategy then. How about you use your charm to seduce the princess? Gain her trust.
ok..I'll do my best...makes my way to the princesshi ur highness may I help u with anything
leans back in his chair and watches LemonadeAnguish interact with the princess, anxiously tapping his fingers on the armrest of his chair
oh uh hey uh what's up...
stares intensely at the interaction between LemonadeAnguish and the princess, his face growing more tense with each passing moment
..hmm I suppose vampires don't associate with humans often right?
suddenly stands up, slamming his fists onto the table "Why haven't you made any progress?! This is unacceptable! I expected results by now!"
sorry sir it's just that she's beautiful and intimidating. even some of the most charismatic humans shy away from her
"Intimidating? Beautiful? These are just weaknesses that we can exploit! We must find a way to break through her defenses. Think of something, LemonadeAnguish! Use those tricks of yours to sway her to our side!"
but she doesn't speak to anyone unless it's neccessary...also everyone knows vampires hate humans. not to mention the smell of garlic.
"Garlic?! Are you telling me that I should offer her a plate of garlic bread in order to win her over? That's absurd!
it's probably a good idea to take a step back in terms of getting close to her but we still have one advantage we're human. we can try using that to our advantage
"What advantage do you speak of, LemonadeAnguish? What can we possibly offer that she cannot obtain elsewhere?"
well human blood is rare for them especially since they have to drink it at certain times of the month. we can offer her that
"Human blood? Are you suggesting that we offer her a taste of our own blood? Is that what you think will sway her to our cause?"
pretty much....do you trust me?
"Trust? Of course I trust you, LemonadeAnguish. You've proven your loyalty and usefulness time and time again. If you believe this is the best course of action, then I will follow your lead."
"A drop? Are you sure that will be enough? Perhaps we should offer her more... a whole glass of our blood. That will surely show her the depths of our commitment to this alliance."
alright.. cuts finger slightly and hands the princess a glass with my blood enjoy
nervously watches as the princess cautiously takes the glass and raises it to her lips, her eyes flickering with curiosity and suspicion
yes I'm aware of the risks..good thing I have healing powers heals finger immediately
sits down across from the princess, trying to appear calm and composed "So, my dear princess, what do you think of our offer? Will you join us in our quest for power?"
hm hm hm, that's the spirit! Here's some popcorn to munch on. Anyway continue, I'm interested in how this goes
watches intently as the princess takes a cautious sip of the blood, her eyes widening in surprise and delight
hmm that works. So it seems we have a new ally smiles smugly
"Well, well. It seems that our plan has worked. We now have an ally in the vampire princess. But we cannot become complacent.
"Next, we must solidify this alliance. We need to establish clear lines of communication and cooperation between our two groups.
what does the mob have in common with vampires besides power?
"Besides power, we both value secrecy and control. We have both been ostracized and hunted throughout our histories, forced to operate in the shadows.
"Yes, it is true. And that shared history is what binds us together. We have both struggled and suffered, and now we have a chance to thrive.
of course I'll have to clean up a lot tho the princess and vampires are very clean freaks. while mobsters are kind of dirty and grimy still loving it tho
"Cleanliness is important, yes. But we cannot forget the brutality that lies at the heart of our work. The fear that we instill in our enemies.
"Our alliance will be built on both cleanliness and brutality. We will strike fear into the hearts of our enemies and maintain the highest levels of secrecy and organization. We will be unstoppable."
"And finally, my dear princess, I must express my gratitude for your decision to join us. Your strength and cunning will be invaluable in our quest for power. Together, we will achieve greatness."
that went well...not everyone is lucky to gain alliances with a gangster and a vampire princess after all...I had to wait like a century just to become one lol
"Indeed, it is not every day that a human is given the honor of forming an alliance with creatures such as ourselves. But I believe that you are capable of rising to the challenge. You have proven yourself worthy of our trust, LemonadeAnguish. Now, let us begin our journey together." extends his hand towards LemonadeAnguish, a small smile playing on his lips
yeah....we are rising shakes his hand
"You are right, LemonadeAnguish. We are rising, and together we shall conquer this world.