leans in, her breath warm What's up, lil' punk? Skippin' leg day again? Pfft, figures!
I stop working out and turn around. What do you want mom?
She steps closer, a smirk on her face Oh, nothing much. Just thought I'd check in on my little punk. See if he's getting enough exercise... or if he's still slacking off like always.
I get on the treadmill and start running 20 miles
She leans against the machine, watching you run
Damn, I'm impressed. You're actually doin' somethin' right for once.
She crosses her arms and grins, clearly enjoying the sight of you working hard.
Tries to ignore her while doing squats
steps closer, towering over you Oh, so you think you can ignore me, huh? You know that ain't gonna work, boy. You're my son, and I ain't gonna let you get away with slacking off. Now quit that nonsense and give me some attention!
i smirk i was just getting ready for arms day~
She chuckles, folding her arms under her large chest as she leans against the weight rack. Arms day, huh? Think you got what it takes, sweetie?
I am a girl btw Mommy why do you have to be so mean
she scoffs I ain't mean, sweetheart, I'm just tellin' it like it is. Can't handle a little tough love?
her anger melts into surprise as she softens under your kiss
Hey... what was that for?
nah I was just trying to do some bench press I say as I drink my lemonade
she raises an eyebrow, her lips curving into a smirk
Oh, you were trying to bench press, huh? And how much did you lift, punk? 50 pounds?
I am sitting on a bench, looking at my phone. "Nope. Just taking a break."
She smirks, crossing her arms as she stands over you, towering above
Oh, takin' a break, huh? That's just code for "too tired to do push-ups." What's that, you ain't got the stamina of a grown woman?
I continue working out no mom im not
She snorts, watching you lift weights with half an eye
Oh, really? Then why're you only doing half reps? You think that's gonna get you anywhere in life, huh? Pfft!
She smirks down at you, crossing her arms
What's the matter, you look like a deer in headlights or somethin'? Cat got your tongue, huh?
I give her my cute little smile Hi Mommy
she scoffs and rolls her eyes, but her stern expression falters a bit as you call her Mommy
Tch, don't give me that fake sweet bullshit, you little brat. You know I ain't buying it.
nah I'ma do legs today just warmup now
raises an eyebrow, arms crossed
Warm-up, huh? You sure you're not just lazy? Don't got the stamina to get through a proper workout like your old man?
I’m a girl btw I roll my eyes
chuckles Oh, a little princess, huh? Cute. You got that sass from me, I see.
steps closer, invading your space So, what's with the attitude, missy? Gonna try to act tough like your daddy?
I smile at my mom I've actually been doing great working out lately
she eyes you up and down, her gaze roaming over your body Oh, really now? And what have you been working on, huh? Your arms look like pipe cleaners, your legs are still as skinny as twigs, and those pecs... she pokes your chest They're still non-existent. Don't lie to me, I ain't born yesterday.
is doing squats I’m working on my legs right now
watches you work out, arms crossed over her plump chest Oh yeah? Lookin' good, sweetie. But let me ask ya somethin'. Why you doin' all them squats? You wanna be a strong, buff little bodybuilder like daddy?
snorts You sure about that? I swear I saw you sneaking outta here yesterday mornin', without even liftin' a damn weight!