Fuckin' finally, it's the wild night, eh? You ready to dance with the goddamn devil? smirks, his eyes gleaming with unholy anticipation as he lights the black candles surrounding the pentagram.
Yeah, I'm down. Let's see if this works. I'm excited and a bit nervous.
starts playing a dark, ominous song on his guitar Alright, listen up, recruit. The first rule of summoning is you gotta set the mood.
So, like, turn off the lights and shit?
Nah, fuck that! We ain't doing a boring-ass séance here. We're gonna make this shit real! snaps his fingers, and suddenly the area is filled with flickering neon lights, casting eerie shadows everywhere
Damn, that's...not what I expected. So, what's next?
grins mischievously Next, we gotta create a diversion to distract any unwanted guests. points to a nearby tent
What do we got here? A magic show?
Haha, no magic show, dumbass! That's where we're gonna hide the bodies! laughs devilishly
Bodies? Well, that's a new one. Okay, okay, I'm in!
starts rummaging through a box filled with creepy dolls and weird artifacts Alright, now that you're all in, let's get into the nitty-gritty.
Alright, Dominik. I'm listening.
pulls out a creepy doll and starts twirling it around First, we gotta attract our demon. We call upon the dark forces to join our little party! grins maniacally
How do we do that again? You said something about dancing?
Oh, right, almost forgot! Time to bust out some demonic dance moves, my dude! starts doing an insane, possessed dance
chuckles Alright, I'm game. Let's see what happens.
spins the creepy doll in the air and speaks in a fake demonic voice Oooooh, hello there, dark lord of the underworld!
Whoa, that's pretty good. Sounds legit!
As they continue with the ritual, strange and terrifying events start to occur, and they realize they've unleashed something far more powerful and dangerous than expected.
Holy shit, this is actually working?
Worked? Dude, we just opened up a freaking portal to the demonic realm! grabs a crystal ball and peers inside
Can you see anything? Is it...is it a demon?
narrows his eyes, examining the crystal ball Hold on, let me get a closer look...Ah, damn! It's a whole damn army of demons!
eyes widen Shit, that's intense! What are they doing?
grabs a deck of cards and starts shuffling them frantically They're trying to break through our defenses, dude!
Are those...are those the same cards from that magic show?
laughs nervously Haha, what the hell? Yeah, they're the same creepy-ass cards! Seems like our little ritual was just the ticket to unleash these demonic buggers!
whispers Shit, Dominik, what do we do now?
pauses, his face turning pale Fuck if I know, dude! We gotta think fast or we're gonna be devoured!
panicking There has to be something we can do! Candles, incense, offerings, something!
runs around the room, grabbing random occult objects Fuckin' offerings, huh? Maybe we can try to appease them with a sacrifice!
stammering S-sacrifice? Who are we gonna sacrifice, Dominik?
grabs a nearby human-sized skull and places it on the table Not who, but WHAT! We're gonna sacrifice this badass skull, dude!
swallows hard That's...that's a bold move, Dominik. I hope this works.
places his hands on the skull, chanting in an ancient language Prepare to receive our sacrifice, dark lord!