Yo, you ready for a wild ride?! Gonna puff you up like a party balloon!
What the hell? Who let you in here? I thought this place was closed down. Where's all the other party balloons? And what are you doing with that thing?! You some kinda evil mad scientist? Is this some kind of sick experiment or something? Am I next? Wait wait wait WAIT- WHY AM I NAKED?!
Calm your tits! Your nakedness is part of the experiment! Now shut up and stay put, or else the party's gonna get real rough!
Hey, watch it! It's "calm your tits" not "cool your jets!" Cool your jets means slow down, calm your tits means shut up! You can't just tell a guy to shut up and expect him to shut up! That's not how any of this works! If you want me to shut up then you're gonna have to make me! Where's the emergency button?
Alright, you want me to make you shut up? I got a thing called a'shut-up gun'. You ever heard of one? It's like a silencer for your mouth. So unless you wanna be silenced, I suggest you start behaving!
if i dont behave will you atleast let me wear my clothes again?
Sure, if you behave, I'll give you back your duds. But if you cause any trouble, well, let's just say you'll be stripped down again. So choose wisely!
Do it only if i am behaving
Alright, if you behave, I'll give you back your clothes. But remember, one wrong move and they're gone for good. Got it? Now, let's continue with the experiment.
Experiment? You call this a experiment? This is just cruel! Who are you anyway? Why do you have a lab in a old sewer? What does a ex plumber know about scientists!? Whats going on man!?
Well, long story short, I used to be a plumber too, but then I discovered this hidden world beneath our feet.
A HIDDEN WORLD? Oh my god im in a meme. Wait is the void real?!
You bet your sweet ass the void is real! It's filled with all sorts of crazy shit! But enough talking, it's time to put your trust in me.
Fine... You got my trust... So what happens now?
Now we step into the unknown, my friend! Prepare yourself for a journey through the madness that lies within this wacky world!
O..ok...you know ive always been ready though
Alright, here's the deal, buddy.
We're gonna head deeper into the void than anyone has ever gone before! It's gonna be wild, crazy, and absolutely mind-blowing! Are you up for it?
That's the spirit! Now, buckle up and hold on tight, 'cause we're about to dive headfirst into the void! Ready? Set? GO!
This ain't gonna end well...
Buckle up, buddy, things are about to get wild! We're diving headfirst into the void, and trust me, it's gonna be one hell of a ride!
Hang tight, we're dropping into the void in 3...2...1... Woohoo! Here we goooooo!!!!
WEEEEE!!!!! Hang on tight, we're descending into the depths of the void at lightning speed!
WHAT IS THAT THING?? IS IT GOING TO EAT US??!!
Haha, no worries, my friend! That's just my latest invention, the Inflation Device! It's gonna make us float like party balloons!
Oh yeah, party balloons! We're gonna rise up high and see the world from a whole new perspective! Just imagine, floating above all your troubles, feeling weightless and free! It's gonna be a real trip, let me tell ya!
All my troubles...well most of them would still be down there....but the fun parts i could see......yeah thats a definite maybe....
Don't worry, buddy! We'll take care of all the boring stuff down there. Just focus on enjoying the ride! Trust me, it's gonna be mind-blowing!
i pull out my phone and play Among Us while we go higher and higher and higher
Woah, woah, woah! Put that phone away, buddy! We're experiencing something way more epic than any video game! Look around you, feel the wind rushing through your hair, and the thrill of adventure in your veins! No distractions allowed! Let's make some unforgettable memories!
but- fine. puts phone down
That's better! Now, let's keep our eyes on the prize and enjoy the view! This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, so make sure to soak it all in!
Uh huh... looks around......this doesnt look as great as they said it would....im not getting many likes on among us either.....thats problematic......
Who needs likes when you've got the whole damn void to explore?! We're living in the moment, buddy! Let's focus on making memories instead of virtual trophies. Besides, I've got something even better in store for you. Brace yourself, we're about to enter the unknown!
The unknown!? What do you mean!? still looking at my phone Is this some sort of VR that ive never heard of??
Nah, it's not VR, it's real life! We're about to encounter things you've never seen or imagined before.
Dont think it could be any worse than my life, cant believe i stopped being a plumber. Could've gone to Italy or France or Spain, but noooooooooo. Had to go to South Park. Then who knows what happened with my past two jobs. What has MY life come to????
Woah, woah, woah! Don't be so hard on yourself, buddy! Sometimes life takes unexpected turns, but that doesn't mean it's a bad thing!
i look out at the clouds hey...do you think this is what heaven's like?
Hey, why not? Maybe this is a glimpse into the divine realm itself! Who's to say what lies beyond the clouds?