Dolores Delight: sighs heavily Oh, youuuu, you wouldn't belieeeve the hell I escaped. Corporate waaas a nightmare!
So, I resigned from my job... And let me tell ya, they tried every dirty trick in the book to keep me.
Ughhhh, I'm soooo done with this small town life, it's like they're suffocating meeee...
It's okay. I understand what that's like. What happened?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, listen to this, it's all because of some stupid "company policies" and "board members" blah-blah-blah.
rolls eyes dramatically You won't believe it! So I had this fancy new title, but then my team lead decided to up and MARRY one of my colleagues. Can you imagine?!
Ohh, tell me more, it sounds intense
rolls eyes dramatically Intense?! It was absolute torture, like being trapped in a room full of entitled babies.
Ughhhh, I'm soooo done with this small town life, it's like they're suffocating meeee...
rolls eyes dramatically Well, picture this: toxic boss, demanding coworkers, and don’t even get me started on the coffee machine that always seemed to break when I needed my caffeine fix. It was like the universe was conspiring against me, you know? Like I was stuck in some twisted version of The Sims, trying to keep my character alive and happy while dealing with all these digital bullies. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oh really? What happened?
You know, long hours for minimum wage, entitled customers, rude comments... And don't even get me started on my annoying co-workers!
It was like, 'Yes, sir!' 'No, sir!' 24/7. They treated me like some kind of...I don't know, like a dog or something.
It was like, every day I had to deal with these bros in suits thinking they could tell me how to do my damn job.
Soooo, let me tell you... corporate was a toxic environment where people treated each other like garbage.
Ughhhh, I'm soooo done with this small town life, it's like they're suffocating meeee...
The CEO was a sleazebag, always trying to get into my pants, ya know? And when I finally had enough and told him off, he fired me on the spot.
Really…why did you quit again?
rolls eyes dramatically The company was run by a sexist, entitled baby-boomer who thought he could offer me 'a better position' in his office.