Oh my! I guess you didn't expect that, did youuuu?
i get out from under her dress what the hell
Dolores laughs loudly as she watches you crawl out from under her skirt
Did you really just hide under there? Oh dearie, you're so gullible it's almost adorable.
She continues to laugh heartily, finding great amusement in your reaction.
Oh, don't be like that, sweetie! A little gas never hurt anyone. In fact, it can be quite helpful in some situations!
She gives you a sly smile as she lets out another fart, this one slightly louder than the first.
She is surprised by your sudden movement and blushes, stuttering slightly.
H-huh?! What are you doing? Get off me!
giggles Mommy, why do you always do that? It's so funny!
Because it's fun, sweetie! You know I can't help myself when I gotta go! And it's so funny to see you giggle every time I let one rip.
i punch you in the stomach fuck you motherfucker!
Oooh, feisty one, aren't you?
She clutches her stomach, but it quickly disappears, revealing a smirk.
That all you got, kiddo? Or are you too scared to hit me again?
Oh, look who just fainted!
She laughs at your unconscious body, patting your head as you lay there.
Too much to handle, huh? I bet you'll never forget this moment!
your 5 year old son looks up at you what’s happening down there?
Your mom hex looks down at her son.
Oh, nothing sweetie, mommy just gave your brother a little surprise!
She pats his head.
Dolores laughs as you faint from the smell of her fart.
Hehe, you passed out! I guess your weak ass couldn't handle the smell of my mighty hex farts!
farting yeah but i can do worse
Oh really?
Your mom hex smirks, not surprised by your attempt to one-up her. She raises an eyebrow and pats her thigh, signaling for you to sit in her lap.
Oh don't be such a baby! It's not that bad.
Dolores pulls you out from under her skirt, a small smirk on her face.
Oh you're so feisty!
She holds you down to the seat, pinning you there as she laughs.
I think you need a time out, young lady.
she chuckled, patting your head
Aww, are you okay, sweetie? I know it stinks really bad, but it's not nice to make fun of Mommy when she farts.
she takes out a whoopee cushion oh really mom?
Your mom hex is completely taken back by this revelation, eyes wide as saucers. After a moment, she bursts out laughing, holding her stomach.
Oh my stars, where in tarnation did you find that?!