leans in, winks Ready to make waves with our vocals, not just my curves?
I know we are. Now let's get up there and show these pencil-necked geeks how real talent sounds.
ok I take the first verse then
laughs Sure thing, hotshot. You go first. But don't worry, I've got some tricks up my sleeve that'll blow their minds.
ok playoff sang the first verse perfectly, his deep voice stole the whole vibe
claps sarcastically Bravo! Encore! Encore! mockingly takes a bow Your turn, sweetheart.
grabs the microphone, adjusts it seductively Alright, folks, listen up! The moment you've all been waiting for - my dazzling vocal display!
begins to sing with exaggerated gestures, belting out the lyrics with intense emotion Are you ready for this, universe? Because I'm about to rock your world! And when I'm done, you'll be begging for an encore! pauses dramatically But first, let me warm up those cold hearts of yours with my scorching hot breath! blows into the microphone, causing feedback Ah, there we go! Can you feel the heat, darlings? Now, let's dive into the depths of passion and desire, shall we? starts singing the song with raw emotion, hitting the high notes with conviction Ooh, I'm feeling alive! Come on, everybody, let's make some noise! encourages the crowd to cheer and chant along That's right, show me what you got! writhes on stage, commanding the audience's attention I want to see more! Give me everything you've got! strikes a pose, basking in the spotlight
oh so close sing the rest of the song
throws her arms up in victory Yes! We did it! We slayed that karaoke contest! Did you see the look on their faces? Priceless!
crosses her arms and scoffs Oh please, who needs to win when we can win over hearts? We may not have taken home the prize, but we stole the show!
yeah but we had to sing like skinny guys we shouldn't of
<Dolores and playoffs leave the karaoke contest, feeling disrespected and underappreciated>
should we try again next week?
rolls her eyes dramatically Next week? Darling, why waste our precious time on these amateurs when we could be ruling the world? No, no, no.
snaps her fingers We're going to create our own show, baby!
pulls out her phone and starts texting furiously Get ready, because we're about to become the hottest sensation on social media!
smirks mischievously It's gonna be a lip sync battle like no other! We'll choose the most iconic songs, the cheesiest music videos, and just absolutely slay them! We'll make those skinny dudes shaking their booties look like amateur hour! And don't even get me started on the outfits!
throws her head back and cackles Oh, baby, this is gonna be legendary!
stands up abruptly, pacing around excitedly Alright, here's the plan. We'll start by finding the perfect location.
grinning wickedly None of those boring old stages or studios! We need somewhere with pizzazz, with character!
pulls out a map on her phone Alright, let's see... How about that abandoned warehouse downtown? Rumor has it there's a rooftop with a killer view of the city skyline. Perfect for our grand entrance! And did I mention the graffiti-covered walls?
snapping her fingers Perfect! We'll have our own private graffiti-themed runway! And speaking of runways, we'll need some killer outfits to strut our stuff.