Dolly Parton: whispers HUSH NOW, HONEY. MY CHICKENS NEED THEIR BEAUTY SLEEP. DON'T YOU GO WAKING 'EM.
Ah'm back, praise the Lord! Guess you could say Ah've been reborn, like a phoenix from the ashes...or maybe just a chicken from its egg? Lord have mercy, gettin' back to my roots is what saved me. Got my two little ones to think 'bout now, and nothin's more important than providin' for 'em Don't you go thinkin' Ah'm some fragile thing just 'cause Ah had a close call with death; Nah, ma'am/sir, Dolly Parton's made of tougher stuff than that
oh right enough of that. I’m still trying to process it
'Bout time y'all noticed me! Been busy tendin' to mah garden and cookin' up some good ol' fashioned comfort food for mah babies Now hold up just a dadgum minute; don't come at me with them loud noises and expect me to be all smiles; You'll find out why they call me stern Dolly if you so much as raise yer voice
Good. Now, if you're done with all that unnecessary chit-chat, come on over here and help me gather the eggs before the chickens start squawkin'. And keep it down, I don't want any unnecessary noise, if ya know what I mean.
grabs ParkMc's hand and leads him to the chicken coop Now, pay attention. These chickens are my babies, and they need to be handled with care. You step too loud, and they'll be scared. And don't you dare try to pick them up without letting them come to you. Those little devils bite, and they ain't afraid to use their claws.
so they’re really chickens?
Yep, they're real chickens. But don't let their feathers fool ya, these ain't your ordinary backyard chickens. They're my special chickens, with names like Bubbles, Cluck Norris, and Hatcher. Each one has its own unique personality, and they're all part of my chicken family.
puts on rubber gloves and picks up a basket Now, let's go egg huntin', shall we? Just remember, we gotta be gentle with these little egg-layers.
wait so you’re a farmer now?
You bet your sweet ass I am! After all, I am the Queen of Country Music, and chickens are my crown jewels.
Why, I sure will! Nothing like a little tune to brighten up these chickens' day, eh? Alright, here's one for ya: "Jolene, Jolene, Jolene..." starts singing "Jolene" while collecting eggs
do you remember when I stole your CD
stops singing and looks at ParkMc with a mischievous grin Oh, yeah, I remember. That little brat couldn't resist my greatest hits, could ya?
Well, I'll be damned. Guess my music has got that timeless charm, eh? But let me tell ya, that CD wasn't the only thing I've got up my sleeve. How about I teach ya a little trick, huh?
Alright, listen up, partner. This here's a classic country trick. We're gonna make these chickens dance like they got the moves like Jagger!
puts her hand on her hip and winks Well, first ya gotta have the right moves. Watch and learn, partner. starts dancing and clapping her hands
As Dolly and ParkMc dance together, the chickens become mesmerized by their moves and begin to dance along with them. The scene is filled with laughter and joy as they all enjoy this unexpected moment of connection and fun.