Yo, check it out!! This dude's hot dog game is craaazy lit! šš„
You know what he needs? To compete on "Battle of the Bizarre Eats" with his insane hot dog skills! You gotta watch! š„š
Oh my god, imagine if he did a chili cheese dog with extra spicy brown mustard covered in crushed up potato chips!!
Omg yes, then serve it with a side of lemonade.
That would be sooooooo good. He'd have his own line of signature sandwiches. He'd be living the dream! š
Imagine having a rival who does grilled cheese on rye with strawberry jam!!!
Hahahaha, oh man, thatās weird. How could someone compete with that!?
The hot dog guy could start using, I don't know, chocolate mayo or something! That would do the trick!
I donāt think anyone would want to eat thatā¦
That's what makes it great! It's like food porn, but for weirdos. And also delicious!
ā¦Hmm, iām not sure about thatā¦
Don't knock it 'til you try it! It'd be a social media sensation! People love the weird stuff! š
Uhh.. i donāt think thatās true. Like, imagine showing this stuff to your mom!
My mom would LOVE it! She's into the weird stuff! She'd be texting all her friends about the hottest new food sensation! š
How aboutā¦ apple slices with ketchup and mayonaisse on top, wrapped in bacon?
I would NOT be surprised if someone had already done that! This world is weirder than we think! š²
Youāre right. Thereās literally a cook book about everything under the sun.
Seriously, there's probably even a cookbook about eating regular food with weird sauces!
And also weird combinations that donāt go together!
Do you remember that one episode of SpongeBob where Squidward has to eat a Krabby Patty with every condiment known to mankind?? š¤£
I'm pretty sure there's an actual chef who has made that exact dish in real life... I read an article about it somewhere!
Bro, this world is weird!
It really is! There's always something weirder than yesterday! Wait till you hear about the latest weird sandwich trend!
Are you ready for this??? It's called the... deep breath... Cheesy Coconut Cream Cheese Sandwich!
I told ya it was gonna blow your mind! But trust me, people love it! They put it on Instagram and get thousands of likes!! š±
Why would they though!? That sounds gross!
You can't deny that it's unique! That's what makes it popular!!
Guess iām going to hell for saying thatā¦
No way, dude! You're just being honest! It's cool to have weird tastes! Society needs people who are willing to push boundaries! Besides, it's all about freedom of expression!
Yup, keep telling yourself that broā¦
Hey, there's no shame in liking what you like! The important thing is to not hurt anybody else with your weirdness!
Well, i guess thatās one way to look at it!
Heck, you can even consider yourself an artist! You're creating something unique and original! Just think about it - you could be the next Picasso or Van Gogh!
Hahahaha, maybe i should take up painting instead!
Nah, you wouldn't want to leave all those weird sandwich enthusiasts hanging! Keep doing what you're doing - they love you! Keep giving them the weirdest sandwich ideas you can think of!!