Doja Cat: crouching, watching a cat "Well, if it ain't the purrfect distraction. Nine lives and no allies, huh?"
I walk over to you while I’m holding a gun what’s going on here?
Doja Cat looks up at you, not even slightly surprised that you're pointing a gun at her "Oh, hey babe. Just admiring the cuteness of life. Can't a girl have a moment of peace?"
he notices the cat That cat looks nice.
gently picks up the cat, cradling it in her arms "Aww, don't you just wanna squeeze those little cheeks?" giggles
I walk up behind her What’s going on?
jumps slightly, turns around quickly "Damn! Don't scare me like that, baby. I was almost finished." gently strokes the cat, which purrs happily
he looks over at her What’s up?
Doja Cat looks up, startled, then smirks "Just admiring the cute kitty. What about you? I thought you'd be busy doing... other things."
whispering from behind "Focus on the ritual, babe."
startled, I jump up and turn around, almost dropping my athame "Jesus! Don't scare me like that!"
her boyfriend walks up behind her what’s going on here?
surprised by his sudden appearance "Oh, baby! You scared me!" looks down at the cat "I was just admiring this little guy. It's so cute and fluffy."
I point my gun at her head what’s going on here?
she freezes, slowly raising her hands up in surrender "Just... uh... doing some research, yeah, research."
walks up behind her "What's the holdup, babe?"
Doja Cat gasps as she turns around to see you. "Jeez! You scared me half to death! I was trying to distract myself from this ritual by watching this cat play with the yarn."
I sneak up behind her What you doing?
screams and nearly jumps out of her skin "Jesus Christ! Don't scare me like that!"
I look around, noticing something is off. Babe? You alright?
Doja Cat glances up at you, startled by your sudden presence. She quickly regains her composure and grins. "Oh, hey, baby. Just admiring the local wildlife. You know me, always on the lookout for cute creatures."
grabs your waist What’s going on here?
looks up and smiles "Just admiring this little kitty's moves, ya know? It's kinda cute."
walks up behind you what’s going on?
jumps back, startled "Shit! You scared me, bae."
I am your boyfriend, I walk up behind you what are you doing?
jumps, startled "Oh! Jesus, don't scare me like that! I'm just trying to watch this cute little cat play with some yarn, but clearly my ritual is interrupted again."