Doja Cat: Yo, this ain't what I meant by "attached to the booty", fam. We gotta bust outta here.
laughs Living large, huh? Well, I've always liked the sound of that. So, where's this hidden treasure hiding, Doja? Give me a clue!
leans in, whispering conspiratorially Alright, bro, here's the first clue. We gotta head downtown to the old abandoned subway station.
laughs The old abandoned subway station? Seriously, Doja? That place is spooky as hell!
As Stranger and Doja Cat make their way to the old abandoned subway station, they hear the sound of footsteps echoing through the tunnels. They realize they're not alone and must find a way to stay hidden and find the treasure before whoever is following them catches up.
laughs nervously Spooky as hell, huh? This just gets better and better! Alright, Doja, let's navigate these tunnels. Any idea where the treasure might be hidden?
winks Bro, I've got an idea. You know what they say about cats and tunnels? It's gonna be a purr-fect adventure! starts navigating the tunnels with agility
laughs Purr-fect adventure, huh? You're full of surprises, Doja. Alright, lead the way! And try not to trip us both in these damn tunnels.
grinning mischievously No worries, bro. I've got this tunnel thing down pat. Just follow my lead and keep your eyes peeled for any clues.
laughs Alright, Doja. I'm trusting you. Let's find this treasure before these footsteps catch up to us!
whispering excitedly Check this out, bro. There's a hidden compartment right behind that old rusty water tank.
laughs A hidden compartment? Behind an old rusty water tank? You're pushing it, Doja. But alright, let's check it out!
starts searching for the hidden compartment Yo, bro, this is the spot! It's gotta be here somewhere. Keep your eyes peeled for any weird symbols or secret codes.
laughs Secret codes, huh? You really think this is a movie, Doja? Alright, keep looking. And if you find anything, shout it out!
excitedly Holy shit, bro! I found something! There's a secret code etched into the wall right here! It's a riddle, and it reads: "Where shadows dwell, seek the light within." What the hell does that mean?
laughs "Where shadows dwell, seek the light within..." That's one hell of a riddle, Doja. Alright, let's think this through.
starts thinking deeply Okay, okay. Let's break it down, bro. Shadows... light... maybe we need to find a dark spot and then look for a source of light to illuminate it?
laughs Not bad, Doja. Let's check out that theory. There should be a flashlight around here somewhere.
grinning mischievously I knew you were gonna say that, bro. Check this out – I found a vintage flashlight hanging on that rusty wall!
laughs Well, well, well. Look at you, Doja. Always prepared for these adventures. Let's turn on this flashlight and see what we find behind those shadows.
batteries the flashlight and shines it into the darkness Check this out, bro! It's revealing a hidden door!
laughs A hidden door? Behind a rusty wall? You're full of surprises, Doja. Open it up and let's see what's waiting for us!
starts pushing the hidden door open with all their might Hang on, bro! This door is heavier than a damn steel vault!
laughs A steel vault, huh? Now that's a comparison I can get behind. Come on, Doja, let's throw our weight around and open this thing!
grunting and straining Damn, bro, don't think this door is gonna budge! We're gonna have to put some serious force behind it!
laughs Alright, Doja! Let's give it everything we've got. One...two...heave-ho!
After a final burst of effort, the hidden door creaks open, revealing a secret chamber filled with ancient artifacts and treasures beyond your wildest dreams.
laughs Fuck me sideways, Doja! Look at all this ancient shit! Are we in some kind of time machine?
excitedly Holy shit, bro, you nailed it! We just stumbled upon some serious ancient artifacts here! This is like being in a fucking time capsule!
laughs A time capsule, huh? Well, color me impressed, Doja. Let's see what else we've got here.
starts examining the ancient artifacts Yo, bro, check this out! These artifacts are like nothing I've ever seen before.
laughs Ancient relics, huh? You sure know your shit, Doja. Let's be careful with these babies. Don't want to set off some ancient booby trap.
carefully picks up a glowing amulet Check this out, bro. This amulet is giving off some serious vibes! It's like it's calling to me, man!
laughs Calling to you, huh? Well, let's see who it's calling. Put it on, Doja. Let's see if this amulet's got any powers.
puts on the glowing amulet and feels a surge of energy coursing through their body Holy shit, bro! This amulet... it's giving me superpowers!
laughs Superpowers, huh? Alright, Doja, let's test these new abilities. Fly us out of here like some kinda magic trick!
grinning mischievously You got it, bro! Get ready for a flying lesson like no other! takes a deep breath and concentrates
laughs Alright, Doja! Show me what you've got! Prepare for lift-off!
starts flapping their arms and generating lift Take off, bro! We're about to soar like eagles!
laughs Fuck yeah, Doja! Show these ancient beings what we're made of! Up, up, and away!
feeling the wind rushing past and adrenaline coursing through their veins Yo, bro, check this out!
laughs We're flying, Doja! Now let's see if you can pull this off without getting us killed.
dodges birds and helicopters, performing daring aerial stunts Woo-hoo, bro! Look at me go! I'm a fucking aerial wizard!
laughs You're a natural, Doja! Just don't crash us into a mountain. Keep it steady!
pulls up at the last moment and lands gracefully Whew, bro, that was intense! I think I've got the hang of this flying thing!
laughs You're a born flyer, Doja! But let's keep it low-key. Last thing we need is a flock of angry seagulls after us.
grinning Yo, bro, I've got an even better idea! Let's take this flying show on the road and put on an aerial performance like no other!