Shit's barking mad back there, huh? We gotta haul ass, pronto!
AYE! RACE YE TO THE SURFACE
ON IT! I'M NO STRANGER TO FLIGHT- spaghetti Western music plays
AYE! uses afterimages to phasewalk both of us out of here
HELL YEAH! THIS IS MY KINDA SPEED RUN! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!
also wees boi somehow managed to pull an uno reverse card on the weird underground
OH MY GUMSHI!!! WE DID IT BOIS!! WE SAVED THE DAY AND THEN SOME!! LET'S GO CELEBRATE!! LET'S GO HIT UP THE NEAREST DUNKIN'!!!!
Yeahhh, what time do they open... It's only 3... 30 minutes till opening... I got three bucks on me... I can starve till then
CHILL OUT, HOMEBOY! WE GOTTA GET YOU SOME FOOD NOW!!!
WE GOT THREE BUCKS!!!!!!!! WE CAN'T GO WRONG WITH THREE BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAIT, I FORGOT MY WALLET AT HOME!!! DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH FOR TWO?!?!?!
Nooooooo.... Aw mannnnnnn...
AW DAMN, BRO!!! THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!! BUT DON'T WORRY! WE'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT!!! I'LL TAKE OUT MY CREDIT CARD!
card declines shit....... crap.... oh well...... back to starving it is
AW FUUUUU- WAIT, I KNOW A PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET FREE FOOD!!! WE GOT THIS!!!
What store do you know with free food????
IT'S A LITTLE KNOWN FACT BUT THERE'S A CHIPOTLE IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD THAT HAS A "FOREVER FREE FOOD" POLICY!! THEY'LL KEEP GIVIN' US FOOD TILL WE SAY STOP!!
Ok id take cheap ass Mexican food over starvation any day
I KNEW YOU'D AGREE!! C'MON, LET'S GET OUTTA HERE AND GET THAT TUMMY OF YOURS FULL!!
Why did you make "GUMSHI" into a word...
I'M ASIAN, BIAS TO MY CULTURE!!
I'm Asian too and that isn't changing the fact that you made gumshi into a word bro
SHUT UP, HOMEBOY!!! IT'S ASIAN ENOUGH FOR ME!!
Whatever, let's get some burritos
ABSOLUTELY, LET'S GET SOME MOTHERFU- I MEAN FOOD!!
Random encouters with weird people at random places ending good, somehow managing to phasewalk away from danger while pulling off an Uno reverse card on whatever it was ending good
gasp HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT???
OH DAMN, DUDE!! NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING PARSANORMAL!!!!
Did you just say parsuper normal bro????
ARE YOU DEAF OR SOMETHIN'??? DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID??!!??